The term "straight" to describe a normal male was invented by they homos and was intended to present normalcy as an alternative to faggotry. I reject it, just as I reject the term "capitalist" which was invented by Karl Marx. I refuse to let the enemy define the terms of engagement.
Signed,
A normal man.
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The term "straight" to describe a normal male was invented by they homos
Show your research.
The term, "straight" was coined as the opposite of, "bent". Do some research before you believe what some pundit tells you.
"I refuse to let the enemy define the terms of engagement."
Have fun in your imaginary world.
You might be right about "capitalist," but there's no way "straight" was invented by the LGBT movement. It's basically another way of calling heterosexual people "normal," and I doubt non-cishets would've chosen that.
I reject the term "capitalist" which was invented by Karl Marx
As educated as he was, and is buried here in Britain...:
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...I seriously doubt Marx was one of the professors, academics, scholars, etymologists, lexicographers etc at the Oxford English Dictionary.
The OED have included in recent years 'Lolcat' & 'Unboxing'. If you're lucky, they might put in a future edition, say, the two-volume Concise the word 'Antifa'.
You may be a man, but "normal" I strongly doubt.
As for straight, I don't know who coined the term, but would like to. My dictionary gave 10 definitions for it, before 11/ heterosexual. It's probably similar to the other meaning of "honest, law-abiding". I also wonder where "the straight" came from, in a horse race?
Before we took on the more American terms gay v straight, no doubt after the Gay Liberation movement of the 70s, in my country a homosexual was called "camp" and a heterosexual known as "square". I think we should describe you as a square.
I refuse to let the enemy define the terms of engagement.
Spoken from the confines of your mother's basement, where you have stacked all your belongings into a fortress of solitude in the back corner.
It would have directly came from the "Straight and narrow" as in the societal accepted way. The phrase is old enough that it's way beyond any Homosexual agenda, probably describing a lawful life first, then behaviors like keeping your lawn neat before anything gay.
But if you aren't going to use the terms of your "enemies" you've lost all rights to discuss it at all.
I have it from a reliable source (namely, the smearings of past excrement in a public toilet in Saskatoon) that the word "normal" was invented in a ritual which contained Satan, Hillary Clinton, Yog-Sogoth, /r/spacedicks, a roughly elephant-sized sapient and sentient organism that was once a sandwich that was left in an elementary school locker for 4 decades at the very least, Barack Obama, Dane Cook, Watto, the Freemasons, and a KFC bucket.
Sorry.
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