[“No - evolution is science”]
Yesterday you stated that evoltion is a theory.
Now today it is science.
Both the Big Bang THEROY and The THEROY of Evoltion are just that .
THEROIES, nothing more. Just something to talk about.
BTW, name three things you believe in that are conseravtive values.
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Do you know how many scientific theories went into the development of the computer that you use to post such drivel?
As for three things I believe in that are conservative values:
1. Thinking for yourself
Oops, my bad. Those used to be conservative values before conservatives switched to a brand new eternal verity.
Evoltion?
Er, I meant to say a Smart Feller.
"Both the Big Bang THEROY and The THEROY of Evoltion are just that .
THEROIES, nothing more. Just something to talk about."
God damn. It's a pandemic. Why don't people have a fucking clue what "theory" means?
Science is about theories, I'm glad that you have figured this out.
The big bang, evolution, gravity, relativity, atoms, kinetic theory of gases, plate tectonics, quantum fields, cell theory, blood coagulation and circulation are all scientific theories.
conseravtive values:
[Yesterday you stated that evoltion is a theory. Now today it is science.]
Both statements are true. Your point?
[Both the Big Bang THEROY and The THEROY of Evoltion are just that. THEROIES, nothing more.
Yes, both are theories. Hence the terms "Big Bang theory" and "Theory of Evolution." See how that works?
[Just something to talk about.]
OK, let's talk about it. Let's talk about the evidence for the Big Bang. Where would you like to start? Redshifted light? Cosmic Background Radiation?
[BTW, name three things you believe in that are conseravtive values.]
Why?
BTW...it's spelled T-H-E-O-R-Y. Just FYI.
Both the Big Bang THEROY and The THEROY of Evoltion are just that. THEROIES, nothing more. Just something to talk about.
Don't forget the theory of gravity, the heliocentric theory and the germ theory of disease. "Theory" only means "guess" in common speech. In science, it means "explanation for the available facts". In science, a guess is called a "hypothesis".
Three things that are conservative values?
1. Taxing the middle class to death.
Can I go on? I have many, many more.
Apparently, though, education is not a conservative value; spelling is not that hard, particularly on the Internet with spell check and all that. if you can't spell theory when you have a million resources to tell you it is spelled incorrect, you shouldn't be using the Internet.
Well, since you don't understand the definitions of "science" and "theory", I have one you might understand: "fallacy ." You should know what that is because you're doing it right now. If you don't, then do something unusual and educate yourself.
Yesterday you said that a square was a PARRALLELOGRAMN!
Today, you said a suqare was a RECTANGEL!
How can I not flunk math if you keep changing the definitions!
Theroy sounds like someone hating the city of Troy so much he spits whenever he say the word.
And... everyone who belive i evolution is a liberal hippy?
Three conservative values I believe in?
1. Smaller Government
Oops, I seem to have slipped back to the traditional conservatives of the 20th century.
THEROIES!
This person doesn't realize that the scientific method goes:
1. Paper(s) outlining a theory is/are presented with some basic evidence.
Since there's nothing that outright disproves evolution, it means that it's still scientifically viable.
""BTW, name three things you believe in that are conseravtive values.""
The Free Republic stasi unit strikes again.
1. Forcing everyone to believe/do what you want them to do.
2. Enslaving anyone who is female or of a different gender
3. Ironically, letting the rich step upon the poor, which is a large chunk of the 'conservative value' people. Unfortunately, conservative lower-class and intelligence don't oft go hand-in-hand.
1.Raising and army of the undead
2.Laying siege to castles
3.Stealing evil books from from macho guys with enormous chins
"BTW, name three things you believe in that are conseravtive values."
Obviously in your view, spelling isn't one of them!
Um...stockpirate? Can you please explain to me what a "theroy/theroies", "evoltion" and "conseravtive" are?
@ The Watcher: You'd be rich if you just asked for pennies :P Imagine with TEN pennies for every fundie who didn't know what a theory was! I like your idea of dimes better
"name three things"
1. literacy
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"Both the Big Bang THEROY and The THEROY of Evoltion are just that .
THEROIES, nothing more. Just something to talk about."
"Do you seriously believe that Einstein would be taken seriously if he came from Birmingham, and talked about the 'Theroy of Relaitivitoy'?!"
-Jeremy Clarkson, "QI"
So Stockpirate doesn't understand how theories work. Or how hypothesis becomes a theory.
Here is a better way to understand it
You have a hypothesis
Continue process
Or in case of evolution stop using medicine or vaccinations. They're based on evolution
“Yesterday you stated that evoltion is a theory.
"THEROIES, nothing more. Just something to talk about.”
“BTW, name three things you believe in that are conseravtive values"
Any questions, dumbass?
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