Fight Climate Change? BAN WATER NOW!
Greenhouse Gas 1, water vapour. Zero water save planet.
Greenhouse Gas 2, carbon dioxide. Zero carbon save planet. (406 parts per million by volume.)
Greenhouse Gas 3, methane. Zero methane save planet. (a few parts per BBBillion by volume.)
And worst part is: methane decays naturally to become CO2 and water. AAAAAGGHHH!!!!!
PANIC NOW! PANIC NOW! PANIC NOW! PANIC NOW!
"Without your helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult."