Nathan Larson #sexist nathanlarson3141.wordpress.com

Before I blew out the candles, I made a wish that someday I’ll get to impregnate my daughter. (Oh, I hope that I didn’t just jinx it by telling you what my wish was?)

I’m not sure what my track record is, of birthday wishes coming true, since I’ve forgotten what most of those wishes were, but sometimes my hope of someday wifing up my daughter is all that keeps me motivated to want to continue living.

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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