A woman is a satanic beast, the embodiment of why you yourself have to be as cruel as possible in a dog-eat-dog world.

She can't be allowed anything. I would love a clip of someone being handshook by a woman, then she hugs another guy, and the guy who got the handshake immediately turns into Jon Jones when he was shoved during a staredown.

If she isn't perfect towards you, she is an enemy. Not even someone to be punished, downright an enemy.