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(Total Imbecile)

[SuicideFuel] [Teenlovepill] This is what the average teenager is doing and what we will never experience

Me (17f) and my boyfriend (17m) have been looking for a place to have sex for a couple of days now. It’s not our first time but we’ve got strict parents and we aren’t allowed to take one another in our rooms. We were short on options because we almost got caught doing it in a car by the cops once so we settled with the woods. I don’t have a car and his mom is using his car to get to work because hers is in the shop so we just walked. We laid a blanket down and started to have sex. It got annoying at times because bugs kept flying on us and we had to shove sticks aside. At one point, I got on top and he was getting too loud so I took my panties and stuffed them in his mouth.

We laid there for a while when we finished because the both of us were extremely exhausted. I ended up taking pictures of him (Not his nude bottom half Ik that’s illegal) because he looked adorable and smiled each time he looked up at me lol.

Overall experience: 7/10 Would I recommend it: Ehh, if you bring a thick enough blanket and aren’t super afraid of bugs, then i guess it’s not too bad.

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(OverBeforeItBegan)

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Totally agree with not delaying the inevitable but when is too young? I ask because my 14 yr old daughter has her boyfriend over once a week and I have the rule that her door stays open. I'd much rather she do anything at home than end up in the bushes, whether it's sex or drinking or trialing drugs...so thankful we're not there yet

I don't know many 14 year olds who have sex but I'd say you should probably let them have their door closed when she's 15 because that's when most people I know started having sex.

I had sex at 14, dad by 15 @

Imagine wasting 17+ years of your life and hundreds of thousands of dollars raising this cumdump. I will never get over how there are fathers out there literally raising sets of holes to keep other men's dicks warm and wet.

(slavcel11)

IT: sex isn't everything
15 year olds who actually have sex: fuck the hell out of them at first opportunity

(FAloner)

The missed out / teenlove pill is the second most brutal pill in existence, next to the SMV pill

(TheNEET)

oy, she's a stinky sexual predator and a terrorist who needs to be shoot immediately! after all IT taught me that people under 21 don't even think about sex and even imagining sex with them is a crime so unforgivable you need to immediately report it to the FBI

(Ignas)

Fuarkkk it's overrrr. That chad won't ever know the agony of us being subhumans being told to personality maxx and self improve Maxx to get girls. He doesn't need to do any of that. Teenlove pill is the most brutal thing to me cause it simply can't be recovered. Even if you ascend you'd just be a decent guy to settle with, not the silly boy she tries new naughty things with. If for some miracles you ascend and say to her "how about sex in the woods? Or perhaps we can have fun in cinema?" to spice up your sexless marriage due to her not being physically attracted to you, in her minds she'd picture her doing all those in the past with Chad and it already bored her

(cognitohazard)

literally I was exercising and at the high school next to it, I saw a couple just like this and it hurt so god damn bad
The guy was even on his phone at some points while they were making out, looking a bit disinterested but the girl just kept getting in his face
I thought being on your phone during intimacy was just a meme
if a girl could look at me like she did at him I might get a heart attack

(King_of_morons)

I can't do this anymore.

EVEN IF I ASCEND I STILL MISSED OUT ON THE THRILL OF TEEN SEX, I WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO ZOOMERS WHO LOST THEIR CHERRIES AT A YOUNG AGE AND I NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS, DAMN IT AAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!

You must really like pain if you voluntary go to a sub called "r/sex"

I used to do it myself sadly, but I managed to kick the habit. Sexhavers infuriate me so much.

Neither can I, but I'm trudging along
Brutal, I just remembered I'm 20 in two months

Damn, I'm in my 20's and I barely feel like I've aged mentally. Hopefully things will get better for us from here on out.

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