[From “Fixing tranny bathrooms by taking activists at their word”]
Look we all know that all trannies, by virtue of claiming to be the sex they ain't, are lying. But these days nobody is allowed to even highlight clear examples of such lies.
So it's important that we make sure that we take their word for it in a way that guarantees they and their disgusting allies will pay the price. For years when the subject of letting trannies into the bathroom they "feel" they belong in, objections on the basis of safety to women have been dismissed and nullified by the insistence that no man would ever pretend to be a woman and go into a woman's bathroom just for the cheap thrills, let alone the more nefarious purposes.
So every jurisdiction who passed any laws forcing establishments to let men who pretend to be women into the women's bathroom should also include a clause stating that no police resources or criminal prosecutions will be brought to bear against any claims of rape or assault occurring in women's washrooms.
After all, ain't happening. Everybody who claims to be "trans" is, and it's a myth that they'll do bad things to the real women they might encounter inside the washroom. Therefore any woman who claims she was raped or molested or other such blather is obviously a lying TERF not to be believed. Just to make it clear we can include a sign such as seen above, a callback to that old joke at the University of Alberta where the underground tunnels in between buildings (which were closed to students in the 80s for fear of sexual assaults taking place therein) should just carry a large disclaimer "warning: rape ahead" so everybody knows what they're getting into.
Oh, and we also will need to include a clause that no civil suits may be brought up against the owner of the bathroom or individual employees for causing or ignoring said "rape" claims (which again are obviously false).