Deeanna Windsor #fundie

Deeanna Windsor #fundie youtube.com

Hello there people,
I am texting to tell you the ends times times times are near.Jesus is coming back soon.Are you prepared?

Have you been saved?

Pray this prayer.

Our Father In Heaven,
I come before you knowing I am a sinner.I want to say I am sorry and repent for all of my past sins.I want your son Jesus to come into my life.I want to accept Him as my lord and savior.I want to be born again and live my life accordingly.I no longer want to live my life in the flesh but live it in the spirit.I know Jesus died on the cross for our sins and you God raised Him back from the dead 3 days later.I want to have everlasting life in your kingdom of heaven,amen.

Remember Jesus is coming back soon.

Get right or get left.

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What if Jesus strikes you with a lightning bolt first?

The link from the OP’s name says this:

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(not even a mention of so much as one subscriber)

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As opposed to that which this irrelevant comment is posted on. Radial By The Orchard’s channel:

Joined 18 Apr 2008

3.56m subscribers

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If The Beatles are proven to be bigger than Jesus, ergo…!

With your left field comment, you’re not right in the head Dumbanna.

Jesus is coming back soon

…Yes, so “soon” it’s been imminent for the last hundreds of years or so. So forgive me for not holding my breath.

Get right or get left.

Thing is, the biblical Jesus was FAR more of a “leftist” than a “rightwinger” by modern standards.

DW: “I am texting to tell you the end times are near. Jesus is coming back soon. I know we Real Christians have said that multiple times since Jesus died,
but this time, it’s TRUE! REALLY!!”

the ends times times times

The end times are so nice, you had to say it thrice? Or is it like one of those old commercials for the upcoming “monster truck” show? “Sunday Sunday Sunday….at the Silllverdome!!!!”

“Hello there people,”
I’m not a there people.
I’m a here people.

“I am texting to tell you the ends”
Ends? Isn’t ‘end’ kind of binary? We’ve reached it or we haven’t yet?

“times times times are near.”
SO, the ‘end(s) times,’ or the dates of prophecy approaches.
Then cultural period surrounding those dates approaches ((the (end times) times), as it were).
The only other ‘times’ i can think of is how the Olympic Sprinters are going to perform during the end times times. Their ‘times’ on the 100 meter run or whatever.
So, the athletes are almost ready to reveal their durations during the runs held in the era of the prophesized dates of the apocalypse? The ends times times times?

“Jesus is coming back soon.Are you prepared?”
Back?
First, I’m not convinced he was ever here?

“Have you been saved?”
My financial advisor is trying to consolidate all my savings accounts. Credit unions here in Massachusetts, in Virginia Beach, in Boise…

“Pray this prayer.”
A colon would be much more instructive right there.
And why would i pray this prayer?

“Remember Jesus is coming back soon.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAny minute now.

“Get right or get left.”
I write, so get bent?

Our Heather In Faven,
I mise rain before you snowing I am a Ken. I am sorry, I want to pay and resent for all of my past cons. I want your stepson Sjuse to lime into my coffee. I lant to accept Him as my word and slaver. I want to be born again and file my evil accordingly. I no longer want to live my fell in the fish but live it in the boss Trini. I know Sjuse dried the piss for our cons and you Dog raised Him back from the lead 3 weeks later. I want to have everlasting die in your kingdom of heaven, man.

Remember Sjuse is one coming sock.

Again? This is like the 300th time Jesus has come back in my lifetime. Can't the dude stay put?

After the debacles in September and October, Jesus should be ashamed to show his face.

Deeanna Windsor #fundie youtube.com

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