Matthew Heines #crackpot #wingnut voter.votewa.gov

<This gentleman is running for Washington State US House Representative>
Matthew Heines
(States No Party Preference)

Candidate Statement

Elected Experience
Student Government Sequim High School

Other Professional Experience
Military U.S. Army 82nd Airborne (Infantry) Certified Teacher : Washington State, University Lecturer; Sultanate of Oman Ministry of Higher Education, Military Trainer; Saudi Arabia (Northrop Grumman/Raytheon) Author: Heinessights, The Rainier Paradigm, Killing Time in Saudi Arabia, Deceptions of the Ages, My Year in Oman, Another Year in Oman. Podcast: Encounters USA; Companies: Heinessight Enterprises, Store 2 U Express

Education
(Diploma) Sequim High School, (BA) Washington State University, (MA) University of Alaska, Anchorage

Community Service
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, American Legion

Statement
The Future is What You Make It

Thank you dear hero for giving of your time to vote. I’m Matthew Heines and for you, a poem I wrote. It’s about why you should check the box next to my name, That way, things will never be the same.

In 2016, I ran on my plan called Real Deal, We were facing so many problems it would make a nun steal. Since that time, Congress has stabbed us in our backs, Making a bonanza for dirty lawyers and their political hacks. Politicians put on puppet shows to justify their existence, While the hateful media covers up their malfeasance.

Of all we suspected before we know now to be true. If you ain’t got no money, America don’t care about you. The rich use racism, keeping the working poor in check, With hateful media, low wages and never ending debt. They manipulate you by pictures, songs and false words, But when the election is over, your voice is not heard.

Thanks to this virus, you got poorer while the rich took it all. They live in splendor, your back’s against the wall. They make you wear masks and stay penned like hogs, While they sit in their mansions doing interviews with dogs. These politicians, they love to talk about their money. They show you their ice cream and they think that’s funny.

Well, I’m Matthew Heines and I’m running for Congress. As a teacher, all of my life, I had to make do with less. To the millionaire incumbent we all have just one thing to say, “You’ve done enough damage, now get out of our way!” The future is what we make it, but we must read the signs. This sign says “Great future ahead, if you Vote 4 Heines.”

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