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CABLE GUY: Cable guy here, with the first 4 letters of the alphabet:

Plan A: CLEAR HILLARY
Strzok's plan worked right brilliant, but those 'smelly Walmart' people didn't like his commie candidate, and elected them a REAL president!

On to Plan B: IMPEACH!
If I was that Putin feller, I'd heap rather have Hillary in there as president. Just another checker player like Obama, and Putin sure mopped up the floor with that guy! Impeach is dead, and the dems keep whippin' that poor ol' horse, but he's down for the count!

Plan C: Obstruct, and take back congress
The dems are holdin' up over a thousand folks that need to get appointed, but Trump's gettin' 'er done anyway! What's this for givin' Strzok a purple heart? What a slap in the face to military folks he looks down his nose at! But those crazy dems just keep on shootin' themselves in the foot.

Plan D: Violence and anarchy
If you can't get control of the house, then burn it down. That's the globalist plan anyhow--turn America into Europe. Those wide-open borders are a great way to commit suicide!

And there it is like a dead fish on the pier at high noon. Phew!