David J. Stewart #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

I feel like Batman in the 2008 superhero film, “The Dark Knight,” who took the blame for Harvey Dent, so that good would prevail over evil. I've been labeled as “the enemy” by many churches, for simply mashing on toes with THE TRUTH! Kindly, if the shoe fits, wear it! Harvest Baptist Church is Harvey Dent (aka, “Harvey Two-Face” Dent), who've been corrupted by evil. I'm Batman, trying to rescue them from the grip of darkness, the real hero who has been made out to be the villain. Pardon my illustration, but I think it is pretty good.

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You Davie, are no hero. You are a pedophile. You are not Batman, you are not Harvey Dent. Both are heroes in that film you are a monster.

Pardon my illustration, but I think it is pretty good.

Err, no. It sucks.

And no, you’re not a superhero, you’re a bigtime loser.

You are not the goddamned batman. Not even close.

Batman fought to defend the innocent citizens of Gotham City against the worst criminals imaginable: but he never killed those who threatened such, least of all the most vulnerable of Gotham's citizens: children.

But I'm sure he would have made an exception in your case, David J. Pedo.

You're an anti-Semite. The Joker hated Nazis. [/Even Evil Has Standards]

A guy ranting about how he’s the only “True Christian” in the world while he’s molesting children sounds more like the kinda guy Batman would beat up.

A reference to a piece of popular culture from this millenium, and he does not complain about it being sinful, but rather seems to hold it in positive regard?
Who are you, and what have you done to David J. Stewart?!?

Hey Dave, you do realize that Batman is a fictional character…just like your god.

Nope, Davey is Ras-al-Ghul. A bloody hypocrit who will condemn entire cities without any acknowledgement of his own moral bankruptcy.

Whatever weirdass time warp David is posting through has caught up to the 2000s. Next he’ll be talking about how the X-men movies are sinful because Jean Grey wears pants!

And don’t fucking kid yourself, Davie. You’re neither the hero Guam needs; nor the one it deserves. Nor a hero at all.

A more accurate comparison would be from the next movie where Dr. Crane AKA Scarecrow passes sentence on the police in a deliberate mockery of the concept of justice, throwing a tantrum when people don't tell you what you want to hear. There are times I wish your "exile" bore closer similarity to the ones he imposed. That or Ra's Al Ghul, judging humanity irredeemable to justify tyranny and genocide but never addressing his own hypocrisy, casually spouting nonsense about "balance" when all he wanted was revenge for a fight he started when he told Bruce Wayne he planned to wipe Gotham City off the map and wanted to use him to do it. Or Two-Face himself, casting the complexity of morality aside and blaming random chance/God caring only for what he wants in any given moment because at one point in his life things did not go his way. You're basically any other villain from that continuity sans the Heath Ledger Joker. As alien as they were to a rational mind, he stuck to his own principles and was willing to put himself in harm's way for his twisted ideology whereas you're just a spiteful coward trying in vain to assert that everyone's as disgusting as you but not wanting to be judged the same.

You think yourself the only righteous man because you can't stand being alone in your endless sins. You can't stand being the odd man out, the nail that sticks up, the freak. And more than anything you can't stand your own personal accountability. You don't think even God should be allowed to judge you while you sit and slander all of creation.

David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

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