Jacob Harrison #fundie forums.fstdt.net

I deserve a sexual purity award.

For some reason I keep getting bombarded with emails from women who want to have sex. This screenshot I uploaded shows an example of one.

But because of my obedience to God, I have resisted the numerous opportunities I had with all those emails. I therefore deserve an award for being able to resist so much sexual temptation.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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