Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #quack #crackpot americanfaith.com

[recounting how she supposedly fought off the COVID virus]

I woke up one morning, and I was having this choking cough…this was like, maybe two months ago. I prayed and I took my dose of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine as a kind of shield. Then when I woke up the next morning, I got out of my sleep feeling like there was a beam over me.
I woke up with this most shocking cough. I went crazy! I was like, “What?! Devil, you’re a liar! I am God’s anointed, and the Bible says, ‘Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.’” I started shooting fire and brimstone. I shot all kinds of weapons, I prayed every Scripture I knew how, I bound him and cast him into the pit. I sent fire to crash-land your satellites, and I command them to be destroyed!
I was screaming, I was screaming, I was screaming! After about thirty minutes of fighting like I was boxing-I donned my kickboxing gear and I was punching [with the power of] the Spirit-and quoting every Scripture I knew, I said, “All your people, they shall be broken into pieces! All you [demons] will have the fire of God consume you! He will crash-land your satellites with the Holy Ghost hand grenade!”

And guess what? God was like, “Can’t touch this!”