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Myurin-the-archdemon #racist #psycho myurin-the-arch-demon.tumblr.com

Make all the dogs suffer… fucking imbeciles, neanderthal is too good of a term for them. If they deserve life, it’s only so they can suffer through it.

Honestly, there’s not a single behavior these people have that doesn’t makes me wanna say to myself “fucking mexicans” Does that makes me racist, nahh, if after 23 years I had seen the things I have seen, and not believe these people deserve the most slow of tortures, then I’d be the idiot.

Perhaps if I had proof that even 1% of these people were different. Alas, one girl alone doesn’t makes even .02%… Killing them all would be the right thing, even if they took her and me along with them.

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Myurin-the-archdemon #racist #sexist myurin-the-arch-demon.tumblr.com

Screw it, I’m not gonna hide it anymore. I hate fucking Mexico. I hate other Mexicans. If I had been born in another country, my story would have been a much happier one.

There’s LITERALLY NOTHING about this country that I don’t hate. I hate the women, I hate the pigs that are men, I hate the culture, the attitude, their fucked up morals, their hygiene, their music, it’s streets. I hate it’s actors, it’s food, it’s very air. I hate their appearance, I hate their personality. I hate their malice.
Most of all
I hate the way in which they look down and treat the dogs.

I hate them all…

I’m gonna start meditating today on… But this hatred… is here already.

Now I’m alone, and without a dog to return me to my kind self, and I haven’t even touched a girl in so long. I have so many school life regrets, and I hate everything about all of my schools. I never liked anything about any of my school day, not even the schools itself. Not the classmates, not the teachers, not the dirty aisles.


I never had a school romance. That’s why I love school-life anime so much. Because of all the regrets I have.

But even looking back, there’s not a single girl I would have liked going out with. Not a single thing I could or would have done different. Not a single megane bishoujo in all this mud. Only ghouls. Ugly and malicious ghouls.