Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT) was a liberal mockery website that was a haven for apostasy, feminism, heresy, homosexual behavior, and the lust of the flesh. The site engaged in demonic glorification, gloating, arrogance, pride, and otherwise reprehensible behavior. Unsavory comments alluded to desiring carnal relationships, and they had a love affair for Darwinism and they tolerated Taylor Swift the evil harlot succubus. There was no substance on the site, no research, no biblical values, and no other redeeming qualities whatsoever.
This website plagiarized and ridiculed content produced by New Testament Baptist Church. They also vandalized our site to include liberal propaganda. In a case of poetic justice, their site is defunct and ours is still up.
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No, Dave, telling you to fuck ofc is NOT a desire for a carnal relationship.
And you don't understand shat the word 'plagiarism' means...
Hrrre's a hint, no one is taking your bullshit and claoming it as their own work. They do ridicule it, but they do not pkagiarize.
@creative realms
Oh. Well, the rant included taylor swift...
Anyway, my points still stand.
Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT) was a liberal mockery website that was a haven for apostasy, feminism, heresy, homosexual behavior , and the lust of the flesh.
I have never once been offered homo-sex on this defunct site. I demand answers. image
This website plagiarized and ridiculed content produced by New Testament Baptist Church
Someone doesn't understand the terms quote and fair use . Of course the alternative would be NTBC bearing false witness, but we'll be kind.
They also vandalized our site to include liberal propaganda.
[citation needed]
In a case of poetic justice, their site is defunct and ours is still up.
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fair use
noun: fair use; plural noun: fair uses
in US copyright law) the doctrine that brief excerpts of copyright material may, under certain circumstances, be quoted verbatim for purposes such as criticism, news reporting, teaching, and research, without the need for permission from or payment to the copyright holder.
They also vandalized our site to include liberal propaganda.
Maybe some enterprising FSTDTer went into poe-ing? Their 'Liberalism' category includes entries for 'breast,' 'penis,' and 'vagina' (all of which they are anti), and oddly 'Oxford comma,' which they are pro. The vagina and penis are described as 'liberal organs of Satan,' so I think it's a pisstake. Although we must never underestimate these people.
...was?
Oh, how I love this impotent rage at us making a few comments about dumb and horrible stuff fundies say. Never even really thought of our site having this much impact on some of them.
So let's see what we have been accused of:
- demonic glorification: I don't remember one single time were this was the case. I mean, as far as I can tell most here are either atheists, agnostics, christians and sometimes pagans, but none really even care about demons.
- gloating and arrogance: Well, to be fair, aren't you doing the same damn thing right afterwards? Perhabs it was divine retribution for your gloating that brought our site back. Seriously though, I have never seen so much arrogance and pride in ones own ignorance than in the cited fundie/nazi/incel/etc. comments posted here before. It's the one thing we most consistently joke about from what I can tell.
- Unsavory comments alluded to desiring carnal relationships: What the what? When did this happen? Or do you mean the few times we weren't as prude as you and talked a bit about our own sexuality (because I believe we are still pretty tame around here)?
- Love affair for Darwinism: It's called evolutionary biology you dolt. And no, we don't have a love affair with it (though perhabs, as an evolutionary biologist who loves his job you could make this argument against me), it's just that your hatred for this blatant fact of the world is getting really ridiculous and once again ignorant and we call you out on it.
- Taylor Swift: Good lord. Really? I don't even have to comment on that one.
- There was no substance on the site, no research, no biblical values, and no other redeeming qualities whatsoever:
Actually from what I can tell we put at least a bit more effort into this than any fundie quoted here did. And since we come from various fields and have various ideological backgrounds I often find the comments rather interesting to read here. So yeah, there is value (and if it's only to piss you off then that would be enough too).
I love this site and hope that it continues for quite some time! May the NTBC, Vox Day and the thing that should not be named as well as every other fundie boil with impotent rage about this!
What's with the past tense? Sure, it was down for a while, but now we're BACK! The site was resurrected , just like Jesus.
Didn't most here say "Taylor Swift is pretty boring"?
Making fun of bigoted fundies is a redeeming quality, I'd say.
If you can't handle being plagiarized and ridiculed, make sure you are not easy to make fun of. Oh, and Fair Use is a thing.
Posting on an open site is not vandalism, it's free speech.
their site is defunct and ours is still up
That reminds me of the old joke:
"God is dead" (Nietzsche)
A few years later:
"Nietzsche is dead" (God)
It warmed the cockles of my black heathen heart when the site was resurrected so I could once again laugh at these life forms, & witness their collective cognitive decline in real time.
I have never once been offered any sort of sex, gay or otherwise. Never been offered drugs, booze or invitations to satanic orgies or child sacrifices. It would have hurt my feelings, if I possessed any.
I will grant you arrogance, because it's nigh impossible to be just a bit haughty when dealing with Mind Virus carriers so consumed with hate, fear, & stupidity that they will literally call Taylor Swift a succubus. Besides, it ain't arrogance if it's true.
@SpukiKitty
DO NOT WANT!
Billy Grimy doesn't: which is why he can't be arsed with that s(h)ite.
But we always want you here, Spuki. =^_^=
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(*Sees Pinkie .GIF in Raspberry's post *)
Q. E. and Ponkin' D. /)^3^(\
@Anon-e-moose
THANKIES!
OOH! *SQUEE* SEXY PINKIE PIE CAT GIRL! ME LIKIES!
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Someone needs to find a way to contact this idiot OP, inform him of our site's survival and then record a quote of his reaction.
I'D GIVE MY LEFT LADY-NUT TO READ THAT!
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@Back To The Amazing Moose
In speaking of cute cat people; I always thought a younger Benicio del Toro looked like a cat....
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....Waddaya say? Am I on to something? Baby-Boy-Beni would make a great cat-boy! So weird, sexy and cute. A very weird feline face....
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....especially when he smiles. *MEOW!*
@#2161309
It's a human Pinkie Pie AS Felicia from Darkstalkers.
I've seen this pic before and even collected it and....yup....that's what it is.
Also; Young Baby-Beni del Toro as a catboy is now a great idea for masturbatory fodder! DAYAM! *grabs the WAHL*....
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Yeah James Wilson. Which makes me wonder was this post made in response to that. Are they trying to blame FSTDT for that?
Well only one of these three has popped up with a new site. Who knows what happened to James Wilson and William Grimes. Only Steven R is still around.
@creativerealms: someone told me 'James Wilson' was transitioning* and William H. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-GOD'S PEOPLE SAY AMEN!!!!!!!!!!! is busy pastoring and answering the [cough] millions of prayer requests sent from all around the world every day to his yahoo account. So the blogging is just Steven the Gigantic Arsehole. They also have a mysterious 'Bro. JD, Deacon/Administrator' listed on their main page.
Oddly, they have not entirely shunted 'James Wilson' down the memory hole; a couple of her old sermons are in the sermons list, just discreetly anonymised.
*and I hope NTBC blame us for that. I really fucking do. I hope she found encouragement and comfort over here (if that account was actually her), and I hope this Steven prick fucking knows it.
"was"
How adorably optimistic.
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