Thanks to the liberals in crongress, we haven't been able to attack North Korea. We should've bombed them years ago and joined with South Korea to retake the island from the hands of the Soviet Union, but now they have neutron missiles capable of striking South Korea, Japan, Gum, Australia, Germany, Hawaii and the United States.
They also have neutron missiles pointed at Soul, the largest city in South Korea with over 20,000 people which they are holding hostage so that we don't attack them, but waiting has only made things worse. Far worse.
A lot of people think that sections of our big cities are the only things at risk if they decide to launch the nukes, but a single nuke could be used to destroy America as we know it...
I saw in the news today that North Korea has a weapon called an EMP which comes from detonating a neutron bomb in outer space. A single EMP from a neutron bomb would be enough to scatter across all the US and even though it doesn't kill anything, it destroys power grids.
Without power grids, there would be no way get food to everyone and we would all starve while Kim Jung-Un takes over South Korea and maybe even the North Pole and Japan.
At first, I was really scared that it would happen and my 3DS would be fried and Japan would stop making anime under Kim Jung-Un's rule, so I started crying really hard.
Then I watched a video where they set off EMPs on small electronics with the same voltage levels given by a neutron bomb and they were fine, so it turns out everything being fried was a myth and I stopped crying.
But then that same video said that anything plugged into the wall will still be fried and they did tests to prove it, so every time I charge my 3DS, a neutron bomb might fry it and I'm really scared.
I haven't been able to play it in days because I'm so scared to plug it in and have my New Leaf file fried, so I'm really bored and sad that Kim Jung-Un will probably destroy all the anime studios.
IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF HE WAS EATEN BY AN ANIME GIANTESS, LOL!
But even if I somehow save my 3DS, everything will still be destroyed without the power grids which really are fried under EMP voltage levels from nukes in the air. Everyone will starve and I won't be able to charge my 3DS anymore and I'll die of boredom.
Thanks to you liberals, I'm gonna lose my New Leaf save file and starve to death. Thanks a lot.
Peace! Save America!