I have an Indian-English-German-French background. There are curses on each of these people. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.
In innocence my father participated in some occult practices - wart removal and water witching. From my father came curses of Masons and Indians. Physical problems came as a result of curses on Indian worship: Inactive thyroid, female disorders and heart disease.
My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background. Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.
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Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.
True, but not in the way you think.
I have an Indian-English-German-French background. Indians worshipped devils. Some English and Europeans were Druids who worshipped Satan.
Everyone shares a common ancestor. What person exists without a "Background" that points to pagan societies? I mean if you are going back to the fourth century AD for examples....
I'd suggest psychiatric care, but I think he is too far gone for that.
- Removing warts is an occult practice. And here I thought it was so innocent.
- "Masons and Indians" WTF? Ka-razy!
- And apparently the number of curses we inherit is equal to the number of races or nationalities in our background? What if I have 3 nationalities in my background but am diagnosed with 4 curses? Does it mean someone's lying about my family tree? Are there any 'uncursed' races? This new learning amazes me.
Sounds like you're your mother's child.
Bah. Shows what YOU know.
The English and Europeans could not possibly have been Druids, because only Night Elves and Taurens can be Druids.
(Though I've gotta admit, Flight Form rawks when Druids get it at level 68.)
Wart removal is Satanic. Is it because warts are the mark of the beast and when you remove them, then those who done the carnal dance with the devil can better hide it?
It's like a quote from the late 18th century.
More bizarre still, later in this page, God dispenses dietary advice to aid in the fight against that sneaky demon, I Like To Eat.
I'd better clear some space around my computer. One more Demonbuster quote and i'll be set to pop my *headdesk* cherry.
If you have an Indian-German-French background, you really need to study your heritage instead of making up shit about them. The Druids worshipped Satan? The Indians worshipped devils? I get the feeling that Earline worships listening to herself talk about herself and doesn't care whether she is making up shit about her ancestors or not!PS Does anyone else think "Squeal like a pig, Earline" when they see DELIVERANCE written like that?
My ancestors (who are from all over the place so I've come to the conclusion it's pointless to say where they are) say, "Fuck you, Earline." Indian? American Indian or Indian Indian? Though you probably mean American Indian, don't you...
I like how apparently the entire English and European race is a cursed one because "Some" of them worshipped Satan.
Logically, every race ever is then cursed, including the Anglo-Saxon race, which you happen to live in.
Hurry! Boycott the Proactive before it's too late!
My mother was a paranoid schizophrenic with an Indian-English background.
I suppose the apple didn't fall very far from the tree, now did it?
In innocence my father participated in some occult practices - wart removal
Her emotional illness caused me to need a lot of DELIVERANCE from emotional problems.
Fuck deliverance. You need a doctor.
Raise your hand if you were surprised that schizophrenia ran in this woman's family.
[looks around] Yeah, that's what I thought.
Druids and Masons and Indians, oh my!
Ahh, the nuts on her family tree....
Barleycorn, barleycorn, Injun-meal shorts,
Your father practiced the occult? How long did it take him to get it right?
"DELIVERANCE"
You have a redneck-hick-trailer trash background, Earline; the curse of Noah & co: Inbreeding . So much so, you are your own grandpa!
(*"Duelling Banjos" plays in background *)
Yew shore do have a purty mouth! Squeal like a pig, boy! X3
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