Beat your liberal wife make her do the dishes
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Yes, yes, physical violence. Abuse the woman who is often left alone with the food you’re going to eat. Hopefully in a red state.
Hopefully in a ‘stand your ground’ state.
She knows where you keep your guns, right?
‘Dishes’, eh?
You know what else is kept in the kitchen: specifically drawers.
Can you say ‘Lorena Bobbitt’, OP…?! [/Sauce for the Goose]
I know there are some conservative men out there who fantasize about tricking a young liberal woman into marrying him, and then turning into a total abuser to punish her for not being “properly” conservative… but how often does that actually work in real life? I suspect very rarely, in part because most people aren’t that good of actors or able to keep up a false persona consistently for several months minimum, and in part because the typical conservative only “knows” how liberals think and act based on stuff they collectively made up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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