Andy Schlafly #fundie

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Christmas is coming early. Uganda is passing an anti-homosexuality bill as a Christmas gift to its citizens who want the bill.[1]

Uganda had a fertility rate of 6.15 births per woman in 2010 which is much higher than the socialist state of Cuba and many of the perverse, secular libertines in Denmark and Sweden. Obviously, the secular left lacks machismo![2]

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old comment by Swede

How many children living to the age of six do women in Uganda have, compared to women in Sweden and Denmark?
I don't have any kids, so I'll drag down the percentage, but I'm not childless for lack of trying.

How are we more perverse and libertine than the people of Uganda? Don't they have polygamy and child brides, don't some people there think that AIDS is cured by having sex with a virgin, which makes rapes of infants a normal occurence? Swedes might have a fairly low marriage rate and birth rate, but most people live in steady long-term relationships and take very good care of the children they have. Our infant mortality rate is probably fairly close to zero, at least among kids who are not born premature.

Andy-Pandy, how high is the birth rate for American women?
I know; 2,06 according to 2012 List by the CIA World Factbook. Sweden has 1,67. No big difference, really.

Infant mortality rate (deaths per 1000 live births, during the first year), according to Wikipedia:
Uganda: 91,61 deaths, 174th place
USA: 7,07 deaths, 34th place
Sweden: 3,18 deaths, 4th place.
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old comment by Malthus is weeping

Places with very high fertility are invariably among the most wretched hellholes on Earth.
Six children per couple each generation means that in less than one century the population will multiply by (6/2)^(3 generations) = 27 times. Of course at a certain point you either stop having six babies or those babies will die very young before reproducing because of widespread misery and resource depletion. But apparently fundies of all denominations (all Abrahamic religions are pro-natalist) plan on spawning several copies of themselves to take over the world. These people behave literally like a virus.
If you mess with Malthus you get bruised.

old comment by gravematter

Why is a high fertility rate automatically a benefit? I'll just append this extract from the NGO News Africa website:

Development experts are worried about Uganda’s high fertility rate, already one of the highest in the world and still surging. According to a recent population report released Wednesday, Population and Sustainable Development: Emerging Challenges, Opportunities and Prospects,’ the average Ugandan woman mothers seven children.

The report shows Uganda’s population is currently estimated at 32 million people and expected to hit the 103 million mark by 2050. Experts argue that the population growth is actually escalating at a much faster pace and it will be increasingly difficult to meet the demands of the burgeoning population.

old comment by JSS

Assuming what you said is true, let's take a look. Uganda has a birth rate of 6.15 births per woman.

Assuming that women make up half the adult population, this makes a birth rate of 3.08 per person.

This means that, assuming no widespread genocides, disease, starvation, etc. (what a lovely country!) the next generation will be roughly three times the previous.

This means that if such trends are true and continue, overpopulation will become a problem.

We need to combat it somehow.

Hey, let's pass a homosexuality bill that will kill all gays, for the "crime" of not reproducing, as a "Christmas present" to appease the slime breathing cretins that don't deserve oxygen who support it, because, well, we're slime breathing cretins who don't deserve oxygen.

Tender, loving Jesus would be so proud.

old comment by Canadiest

Says the big tough rough and ready 'merican that gets the vapors when swearing occurs.

You're not fooling anyone Andy, the tough talk impresses only your kind, examples: Ted Nugent, Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin. These people impress you and you fall into subservience and awe around them, you insist they should be protected from criticism and worship them, the rest of us know they're idiots by their words.

Wanna test yourself?
If someone stands up at an event and asks a question and the crowd doesn't like it so start chanting U.S.A. loudly and repeatedly. You're at a Republican event.
Do you join in?
You, Andy, would, because you're a loser and idiot and disgrace to the American Constitution.
(I know Andy loves that RW stunt as he prefers his political leaders NEVER EVER has to answer questions.)

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