i will execute you. the police wont save you
God told me to MURDER you...
pz and his entire family will burn in HELL...
you will be executed without mercy...
you have forfeit your lives...
see, the entire university is going to be destroyed because of blaspheming PZ...
police won't save that fucker from me...
did you know that blasphemy is punishable by DEATH and I am here to execute all of you?
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I'm approving this, but I very much hope we've done more than just submit this here. This is something that should also be submitted to the appropriate authorities. He's probably just blustering, but there's always the chance he's not.
I'm afraid to ask...What was the blasphemy in question?
Besides...read Ezekiel lately? God abjured the collective guilt conceit there. Only the individual who showed corruption is to be punished. Or perhaps you'd prefer God's lesson to Jonah regarding the worthiness of Nineveh to be saved from judgement?
Fully expect him to back peddle with the "OH I WASN'T SERIOUS, FREE SPEECH DERP" line if/when he is apprehended by the authorities.
He would only get a few months of jail time if they crack down on him, I'm thinking an exuberant fine is a better punishment.
Where's that Internet Tough Guy image when you need it?
(On a more serious note, I'm glad this guy was reported to the authorities. He's likely just an Internet Tough Guy, but he seems a tad too dedicated for a run-of-the-mill troll/poe, and you really never know...)
Oh, bugger. This loony will come here and spam the fuck out of us, now.
Serious loon, this one. Believes things are foretold by Nostradamus and (wait for it) Depeche Mode lyrics.
I don't know what state this occurred in, but in most states this is something called "criminal threat" and is taken very seriously. Ahh, just read the blog and see that this guy lives in Canada. Makes it a little more difficult, but not that much to convict him. He's obviously very insane, which means these threats should be taken even more seriously since you don't know what a crazy person will do.
But he can't be a True ChristianTM. True ChristiansTM never make death threats. Nor do they shoot abortion doctors or blow up abortion clinics.
..and when Dennis is done with his rampage, the nations Christians will say that it was his atheism that made him kill people.
I hope the cops bust this guy good.
Ah, can you feel that old time Christian love?
Hey, wait a minute!!! I thought only atheists, pagans, liberals, vegetarians, gun control advocates and single mothers threaten peoples lives because they don't have the wove of Jebus in dere heawts?!!
Oh noes!! It's D.M.!!!
D.M., or David Mabus, is a troll who has achieved universal notoriety on dozens of prominent atheist sites with his psychotic death threats and random spam. He's been banned on Debunking Christianity about three dozen times... at least. It's weird to see some of his stuff here.
Now my day has been made.
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