Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles, even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural and will understand God is real. You will be told that his the return of Christ and because you don't read the Bible, you'll believe it, just warning you in advance, this man won't be Jesus but Satan. That is why Satan is trying to "destroy the Bible without burning it": so that when is posing as Christ he can deceive as many as possible.
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If that's the case, then I'm sure all those atheists, agnostics, etc., who were former xtians, would realize it, and go back. Xtians are deceived enough as it is, without them trying to deceive everyone else. Nice try though.
Naw, we will just say that he has some really great Computer-generated imagery techs working for him. Then get into arguments on the web about whether his special effects are better than the ones in Star Wars or not, etc...
Dude, what the fuck are you smoking, and why aren't you sharing?
That's gotta be some potent ganja...
The Left Behind books are fiction, you idiot, not premonition.
I bet you think we will be implanted with chips too, huh?
Noone's won Randi's million dollar challenge yet, so that'd have to be one hell of a miracle worker.
Ugh, religion poisons the minds of the gullible.
Wouldn't that make Satan pretty stupid? I mean, if he poses as Jesus and clearly shows that the supernatural exists, he would likely create a hell of a lot of converts to Christianity. Isn't that sort of the opposite of his goal, according to you people?
Since "couple" would be two, I'll assume "few" means three. I've blocked my calendar.
I sure hope gymguy25 isn't jerking my chain.
Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles
Like Peter Poppov?
even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural and will understand God is real.
Only after he wins James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge, and even then only tentatively.
"Within the next few years, a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles,"
You're talking about the TV preachers who cure people through the TV right?
@ speccy4i
I'll bet he's the one pissing all over the floor here in the office bathroom, too.
Hey! God! Step up to the damn urinal!
You will be told that Satan can perform miracles and because you don't read the Bible, you'll believe it; just warning you in advance, this man will be some dipwad on YouTube named Gymguy25 who makes crap up and claims it's in the Bible.
OMG. I guess we can truely say: There is no opinion or twist that has not been represented by a group of people.
Hence we can truely say: Everyone has to make up their own mind. The only objective truth that people can find is within their own *experience*, not even in working with manmade information (words etc.) but in the experience(walking, seeing, hearing, feeling, tasting etc.) of the world.
Funny enough, this rule does not apply to my text.
I've read enough of the Bible to realize that it's a pretty poor model around which to base your entire life.
And you know what else? I wouldn't believe it if anybody doing a bunch of flashy tricks was the "second coming," because if Jesus reincarnates, he'll probably have enough sense not to show off. It's called humility, gymguy.
The Bible destroyed it own credibility by it's lies, errors and sheer stupidity. I was OK when people were half educated, especially by religious. But it now stands exposed for the fraud it really is. And those who try to bash others with it are finding this a much harder job.
Soo... All those atheists who would have gone to hell for not believing in God will be convinced that God does exist, and end up going to hell for not believing in the right god, and everyone else who was going to go to hell for not believing in the right god will end up going to hell for believing in a different god who is still not the right god. All that effort to send all those people to hell instead of... uh... hell. Great plan.
The bible warns that you should never be let someone that performs miracles.
But you don't know the bible. You sort-of know that fraud called the 'New Testament.'
Sorry to break the news to you.
because you don't read the Bible, you'll believe it
I think you'd be surprised to learn that more atheists than Christians have actually read and studied the entire bible.
I'll miss stupid people.
But not much.
“Within the next few years,”
“a man will appear on TV worldwide performing miracles, even the most delusional atheist will know this man is supernatural and will understand God is real.”
"You will be told that his the return of Christ and because you don't read the Bible,”
“you'll believe it,”
“just warning you in advance, this man won't be Jesus but Satan.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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