Incoming - Oumuamua was a scout craft - the rest of the hive are on their way
Intel is leaking out of some places, to the effect that the cosmic visitor, Oumuamua - was NOT a natural object, and that shit is about to get real.

Oumuamua was a scout craft - for a whole bunch of marauding, hive-type ETs - who like protein.

Now this is tricky - coz there are two competing factions of ETs already embedded on Earth - one of which is trying to start WW3, the other of which is pushing gold as a central standard currency metal (long story)

But neither the embedded ETs on Earth, nor our other allies in nearby space - are up to being able to stop these nasties from popping by and having a feed.

They are not evil - they are just hungry. Humans farm, kill, store and eat other lifeforms. We are no different.
It is just uncomfortable to realise we ain't the end of the foodchain - either physically or non-physically.

Hopefully most of the swarm will be distracted or deterred, but the scent of so much spare protein is expected to drive them into a feeding frenzy.

CERN is being readied to jump us to another reality version, but the problem they face is that the incoming swarm are in so many multiple future variations - that firing it up could cause us to end up in a worse situation, or, it will destabilize our sun - which is even worse.

I know every keystroke is read by AI, so can I just suggest to you guys that the CERN solution is not actually a solution.

We might just need to call in some favours, lose a few of the herd, and buckle up.

Heck, it might even cause unity amongst humans - something a lot of ETs fear more than the incoming swarm.

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Delete after the next scheduled L4 sweep.

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And just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ...