David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

I pray someday that the Lord will give me a church family, who appreciates a truth-teller. I am a woeful sinner and I admit it, but I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I don't claim to be a good Christian, but if being a “good Christian” means becoming like the snobs at Harvest Baptist Church on Guam, then count me out Adrian! I'm not your Huckabee! No way Jose! No deal Lucille! No plan Stan! Okay, I'll stop. I just want to love and be loved, but the stray dogs in my neighbourhood love me more than the Bob Jones crowd on Guam. They are so religious that they cannot relate to the average person like me anymore. I'm not some religious nut, I'm a normal person. I like secular music. I watch Tv. I am shy and a bit nervous around people, but I open up and will be your best friend if you give me the chance. But nooooo, I'm the bad man for telling THE TRUTH!

16 comments

Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register. Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.