@JustAlongForTheRide

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist #homophobia #fundie

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist #homophobia #fundie deviantart.com

Speaking of political tribalism, there's a Website that's been around since 2003 called Fundies Say The Darndest Things (FSTDT, for ease of reference). It's a safe harbor where staunchly leftist atheists and skeptics believe they're free to anonymously ridicule and mock whatever they take out of context. As a former 40-year atheist who calls himself Stan wrote five years ago, "…there is a link to context, but no one seems to have used it in my case [or in any target's case]. It's the sort of snake pit where the target du jour is countered with comments like '[censored],' and the standard logic errors which they insist are the logical answers to the 'idiot' they are trashing." I've been targeted by one such FSTDT member, who joined the site upon discovering my DA page: a third-wave feminist of likely British origin, given how she spells specific words, known only as JustAlongForTheRide. She's called me racist, sexist, homophobic, and a Christian Fundamentalist—all things that I know are completely untrue about me—simply because I'm a straight, white Protestant male who's politically and fiscally conservative. She's also done the same to Claire, a young lesbian friend of mine, plus a lesbian pornographic writer friend of mine who uses the pen name Sunny Johansen. I find both ironic on multiple levels.

In addition, I may have voted for Trump but only because I perceived him as the lesser of two evils (he knows what to say but not how to say it). John Kasich was my actual first choice because of his professional cadence. Not that the folks at FSTDT care because, to them, anybody who votes for Trump is "in love" with him and is required by law to be subject to as much public shaming as he is. :roll: :laughing:

So, be on the lookout for a completely anonymous British woman with no discernible features: if you say anything she doesn't like, she will take it out of context and use it against you.

prince-riley #sexist #misogynist

prince-riley #sexist #misogynist deviantart.com

So some crazy bitch challenged my friend who is big guy to a boxing match

because she believes "girl power" will help her win a match

Suprise to say, she got owned big time and this my friend is why male and female don't compete against each other in professional sport

Oh and justalongfortheride from fstdt.com, thank you for giving me so much attention for featuring my post

prince-riley #homophobia #sexist

prince-riley #homophobia #sexist deviantart.com

This is something i will never understand lgbt community and feminism

If feminism really cared about women, why the hell are you not fighting for women in other country like saudi arabia and such cuz you know? WOMEN GET KILLED OVER THERE. Instead you waste your time talking about shitty thing that already been debunked such as gender pay

And as for the lgbt community, if you really cared about gay people, then why are you not fighting for other country that literally legalize in killing/sentencing gay people? rather than shaking your ass in shitty parades?

Not only that you are making gay people look even more bad because of your attitude and parades

prince-riley #sexist

prince-riley #sexist deviantart.com

So you know that fight i had with that feminist bitch who hurt an autistic little boy?

Well the teacher called me and try to threaten me, so i respond by using my psychological manipulation technique

Suprisingly it worked, the teacher broke down and started crying and then i cheered her up and told her to become a better person and start listening to people side of the story

Some people called it evil while other say it's good. So that's why i asked you guys to tell me which is it

prince-riley #sexist

prince-riley #sexist deviantart.com

I broke my leg and arm during a fight with some idiot feminist at school because i defended my close friend of false rape accusation. I literally humiliated her and then she got so furious, this happened after school time (never go home from school alone)

She bit me, she uses a piece of plank to hit me, it's almost like she wants to murder me the pain is unbearable.

So i'm currently resting in hospital as i'm typing this so sorry guys i won't be posting memes for like a few days but one thing i can say is

NEVER TALK OR TRUST A FEMINIST!!!

yourclairygodmother #homophobia #transphobia #racist

yourclairygodmother #homophobia #transphobia #racist deviantart.com

A kid shouldn't be encouraged to see a movie because a certain ethnic group or whatever is in it! That's what SJWs do! If the minority was changed, the kids wouldn't be interested at all. Because it's SHALLOW! You want to make a movie with a gay or brown or trans lead? FINE! If it's important to the story or just how they are, FINE! But changing a character's skin tone for the sake of "inclusion", therefor erasing all the cultural significance and historical importance, is really disrespectful. Appearances shouldn't be a motivation. It DOESN'T "work", as you put it. They only fall in love with a character's looks, because you're saying that's all that matters to a child. That's treating kids like IDIOTS! Because, news flash lady, no kid gives a crap about these dumb race-baiting gender politics!

You want to have a black mermaid? Fine! But not ARIEL! Not The Little Mermaid, which has a specific ethnicity and specific time period and location. Changing the white mermaid to black would harm the story and suck you out of the fantasy, because it reminds you what your watching is fictional and inaccurate and then it doesn't invest you anymore, making you not enjoy the movie as much. Now, character design and appeal is important, but there's a difference between appealing designs and blatantly awful redesigns that aren't artistically motivated, but RACIALLY and POLITICALLY motivated. THIS mermaid, is the latter.

yourclairygodmother #sexist

yourclairygodmother #sexist deviantart.com

Feminists, technically, are misandrists/sexist against men. In order to be a feminist, you must believe in gender stereotypes and make blatantly untrue and unjust assumptions on people based solely on their sex/gender. You have to believe women are oppressed and men are oppressors. That's placing unfair and false labels on both men and women. Isn't that sexist? It's putting awful stereotypes and assumptions on people based on gender. The actual definition of sexism is: "prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination on the basis of sex." Isn't assuming all men are "privileged" and all women are "disadvantaged" stereotyping and even harmful to poor and down men and women who are trying their best out in the scary world? Feminists discriminate based on sex all the time: interrupting men's issues conferences solely because they're men, getting men banned from places on college campuses, the "Kill All Men" hashtag, and their loathing of transgendered individuals for being "gender traitors". Isn't that sexism? Also, isn't sexist to say with your movement basically: "Women are so stupid that they're oppressed and can't do anything without our movement." So technically, yes, feminists are supporting an inherently sexist ideology.

prince-riley and yourclairygodmother #psycho

prince-riley and yourclairygodmother #psycho deviantart.com

prince-riley:
- Learn psychological manipulation. That Psychology method is extremely powerful againtst argument especially against emotional person

- Turn your arguments into cross examination. Ask them question, press them for more info and when you see an opening, present evidence. That's the reason why lawyers always win in argument and why debater like ben shapiro is so dominant in debate (he actually a lawyer)

Yourclairygodmother:
How do I use physiological manipulation?

prince-riley:
It's kinda complicated but i use that a lot to help win in arguments. It is basically controlling people, using their insecurities, fears, love, dislikes and emotions to your advantage.

yourclairygodmother #homophobia #transphobia

yourclairygodmother #homophobia #transphobia deviantart.com

First off, only an SJW or someone of the like would use "cishet". Red flag right there. Now tell me, how can a gay person be homophobic? Homophobic to my understand is the fear of homosexuals. If I was homophobic, why would I be the very thing I fear?

I have trans friends myself and I have told them "You can't change your sex", but I have supported them by giving them things like shaving products and other gifts to help them feel accepted and comfortable. Because being trans isn't something they can help, it's a skin-crawling experience being trans, and I know that. So I do my best to make them feel like the person they wish to be, but even I won't hesitate to tell them basic biology and facts.

prince-riley #wingnut

prince-riley #wingnut deviantart.com

Let's be real here snowflakes, YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE EQUALITY, why you ask?

Hating/bashing on cis straight people won't give equality to gay people

Hating/bashing on white people won't' give you equality for black people

Hating/bashing on males won't give you equality to females


No matter what your excuses are, those people will fight back, they won't take these insult or hate such as "straight white male" so lightly

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist deviantart.com

[Excerpt from a short story in CKR's original universe, using an avatar of someone he has had a quarrel with as a villain, apparently without their knowledge or permission. In this bit, the hero stops to talk values with his dad.]

“I did, Pops! Feminism today isn’t what it was in the beginning. Nor are a lot of activist movements or their spinoffs. We now have women who vote, run companies, hold political offices, and much more. Discrimination against them is losing its grip on society. And all that’s terrific! But some people are just addicted to playing the victim card to get attention even after all those discrimination problems are resolved.”

“Aye! The same goes for people with darker skin. More families of theirs than afore are in the middle and upper class as well as the government, and that number’s growin’ daily on every planet you can name. And what’s more, the man in charge of Columbia’s workin’ tae aid those of them who are still stuck in poverty as a part of his mission tae put Columbia first. But hatin’ on their police and threatening tae kill the man in charge when he hasn’t ordered the death of anybody on his planet who doesn’t look like him? Those are takin’ it a wee bit too far.”

“Yeah, they’re all like, ‘Orange man bad!’” Robert and Angus laughed in unison. “I mean, I feel sorry for the guy because he doesn’t always know how to say what to say, but having him in charge of one planet won’t bring about the end of the universe.”

prince-riley #homophobia

prince-riley #homophobia deviantart.com

Disclaimer: I'm not attacking any gay people or whatever. I'm just avoiding any gay related topic


I'm sorry guys but i've had enough with this lgbt drama, i'm sorry but they're still attacking my family and friend for not supporting them, disagreeing with them or doing things that they don't like. I had terrible experience with lgbt stuff in the past including today until it started to give me anxiety


I'm not a homophobe i'm neutral which means i don't support anything and i just do what i want and not care what people think


I will still be uploading memes such as steven universe and all that but i will not be taking part in any gay topic. I'm neutral and i won't choose side

I will have gay friends but i'm not on their side. I might have homophobe friends still not on their side.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist deviantart.com

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[Transcript: “I’ve been called a racist. Who cares.]

[And in the comments…]

In the meantime, I'm going to do a tried, tested, and true method to make sure FSTDT vanishes from my top Google search results: simply create more social media accounts bearing my user name and draw more crowds to them, starting with Genius Lyrics. I've got 245 "IQ" points already, 100 just for adding an avatar!

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist #homophobic #fundie

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #racist #homophobic #fundie deviantart.com

[Highlights from a piece titled “My Complete Failed Attempts At Romance”]

[…]

When I was 19, I realized I had fooled myself into thinking Stephanie and her family didn't drink alcohol when they did.

When I was 20, my brother's then-girlfriend found for me Maria, a practice date, but I was so stupid and ignorant because of my ADD that I didn't even remember the plan. Then again, she was only a practice date because she was Hispanic Catholic, and we can't marry any Catholics.

When I was 23, I thought I had a shot with Kelsey, but she then decided she was a lesbian and moved to Canada.

When I was 24, I thought I had a shot with Chelsae before she never replied to my pseudo-date invitation. Later, I realized I would've betrayed my family principles if I'd dated her because she had a complicated floral tattoo on her neck's back, conveniently concealed by her hair.

Also when I was 24, I tried online dating and thought I had a shot with a cheerful, perfectly curvy, redheaded, God-fearing aspiring writer until I realized she had probably found a match three weeks earlier.

So, my single watchers: if you think you're struggling to get a love life, you haven't seen my own struggles.

Perhaps Mom was right: the best option is to move to the Southern U.S. and find one of an infinite supply of matchmakers at a church whose wisdom and male mind-reading skills could have me walking down the aisle in a month.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #homophobia

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #homophobia deviantart.com

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Image transcript
(Drawing of an overweight man with glasses and light brown hair/beard. He only wears light blue pants and „FSTDT“ is written across his belly.)


The Neckbeard SJW Atheist
- Has no religious friends because he treats people of all religions like they‘re fundamentalists.
- „When Bernie is President...“
- Forms his ideology around My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
- Still thinks former President Obama can do no wrong.
- Majored in gender studies in college and now works as a GameStop cashier.
- Believes all traditional displays of masculinity to be „toxic“.
- Sees a social media post from an ordinary person he disagrees with and shares it on FSTDT, not caring how it might affect the other person.
- Thinks „Baby, It‘s Cold Outside“ should be banned.
- Believes political conservatives have no redeeming qualities.
- Will stop at nothing until he publicly humiliates everyone who disagrees with him into converting to his cause.

(Drawing of the typical Chad from the Incel vs. Chad meme but bald instead of the iconic triangular hairdo, dressed in a police uniform)

THE CHAD OPEN-MINDED ATHEIST
- Loves his many religious friends and is particularly interested in Buddhism.
- „I don‘t particularly care for Sanders. He‘s not even a democratic socialist.“
- Forms his ideology around experiences of personal growth and learning.
- Has legitimate, fair, constructive criticism of former President Obama.
- Was a first responder for five years and has gone back to school to study medicine.
- Relishes in traditional masculinity by riding his motorcycle, listening to metal, celebrating Viking culture, and building or fixing things.
- Sees a social media post from an ordinary person he disagrees with and doesn‘t do anything with it because he knows there are more important things in life than bashing ordinary people who disagree with you on the Internet.
- Likes metal too much to care about „Baby, It‘s Cold Outside“.
- Admires some political conservatives like President Eisenhower and Wilhelm Canaris, the latter of whom was notably deceived by Hitler.
- Doesn‘t care if you agree or disagree with him. Too focused on healthy personal growth to even bat an eye.


A gift for [redacted] in light of people over the past summer taking some of my comedically intended conservative commentary on this site, misinterpreting it as "racist" or "homophobic," and then making their smear campaign of me on the Website Fundies Say the Darndest Things a top search result for "Colonel Knight Rider," which I fear will cause people to think I'm a fundamentalist hack, or at least a racist or homophobe, when I'm not. It's a variation of an Internet meme which I've dubbed too explicit for my family-friendly gallery (hence my also tastefully censoring what lies below each figure's waist) designed to explain the difference between the sociopathic troll atheists from FSTDT vs. one so kind, selfless, and friendly that he makes the blog The Friendly Atheist look like Voldemort by comparison.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia deviantart.com

What I meant was that I was trying to cobble together a collaborative Pokémon fanfic movie synopsis when my coworker threw in a couple of gay Pokémon from out of nowhere and played victim after I said no. He called me a homophobe for choosing my family values over his selfish interests, I called him out for non-Nintendo-canon stuff that he included but I didn’t want, and we split.

LGBT+ characters actually make up 8.5% of what’s on American TV now, even though only they make up only half that percentage in America’s real population. I assure you they are far from marginalized. And, fortunately for them, this is the Internet: the most powerful and pervasive media tour-de-force of our time, a land of virtually unlimited opportunities to make themselves heard and not be marginalized.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist deviantart.com

[Not the complete work. Just the, ahem, “highlights”.]

[…]

In Missouri, my mother found the public education system was clearly flawed, as evidenced by the Montessori preschool model, so homeschooling became our choice of education from grades K-8. With that, my brother and I gradually became conscious of persistent politically liberal bias and racial discrimination against Caucasians in education, so we developed strong rebuttals to incorrect assumptions and overgeneralizations of political conservatives and Caucasians like us. While our parents emphasized education with minimal time for many (but not all) of the films, TV series, and video games that many of my peers love (and every summer was spent studying something!), we received a rich cultural knowledge from all decades preceding 2000. In adulthood, though, we have increased our knowledge of 21st century popular culture thanks to Web searching and being more actively involved in reading the news. Altogether, we two brothers were raised to succeed and to think deeply about life.

As time passed, I learned more and more of the legacy of my mother’s father, a renaissance man in whose honor I was named. He proposed to his future wife the first of two times at age 10 […] and he had Herculean strength that let him balance people on one hand. Most of all, he saw good in everything and everyone, something I aspire to do even when faced with the fiercest of adversaries.

[…] The San Francisco Bay Area was where I spent my elementary and most of my middle school years. There, I attended various homeschool “park days” and made some acquaintances, but I wish I had more social skills to make lasting friends—come to think of it, some of them needed social skills improvement, too.

The family moved up to the Seattle Area in September 2005 for 8th grade through high school. I discovered the power of distance learning, which I found was like homeschooling with remotely submittable homework. At a homeschool co-op, where I attended extracurricular classes, I met Stephanie, an aspiring impressionist painter whom I assumed would be the love of my life until six years later, when I learned I’d been accidentally convinced that her family didn’t drink alcohol when they did (but I learned not to raise my expectations in women too high, so that was good). In 2007, I met another girl whom I assumed would be the love of my life—Jana, a possible incarnate angel (not an incarnate winged humanoid but an incarnate thought from God) who encouraged me to pursue singing on stage—until I chose to email Stephanie more frequently over her (regrettably! ^^;) and we lost touch.

[…]

At about age 9, I watched the film Super Mario Bros., loosely based upon the eponymous video game series, and believed it my destiny to remake the commercial and critical failure, confident that my work would succeed.

At age 16, I saw 2008’s attempt to reboot Glen A. Larson’s classic 1982-86 TV series Knight Rider and became fascinated with the idea of having a hyper-competent automobile for a sidekick. Since I’ve always loved the idea of suits of armor as symbols of protection and strength, I pictured an actual, armored Medieval knight inside a talking car, and the image of superhero “Captain Knight Rider” was born. I soon after changed the name to “Colonel Knight Rider” after watching an episode of the classic period sitcom Hogan's Heroes, whose main character happens to be named Colonel Robert E. Hogan (Bob Crane), because I felt “Captain” was an overused title for costumed vigilantes. Until I volunteered to help out with the Webcomic Nash & Friends, this image was nothing more than an abstract concept in my head. He had no defined world, personality, friends, or enemies for years.

[…]

Today, I’m a young accountant who consults with a startup where my father acts as CFO, and I have a contract accounting job with a customer base relations aid company that may become a full-time position—if God decides it's a good match, of course.

SunnyJohansen #fundie

SunnyJohansen #fundie deviantart.com

We live in a time in which there are people of all races who MUST be offended. They are constantly watching for things by which to be offended.
They have no life...they are empty. They cannot stop themselves from doing this. When you talk to them in person or in writing, instead of paying attention to the points you're making, they are intently listening for words or phrases, even watching your actions, for anything they can take apart and be offended by. Only then are they happy and fulfilled. Such morons.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #homophobia

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist #homophobia deviantart.com

After my last post on a thread created by the paranoia-inducing cyber-bully JustAlongForTheRide, whom I can only conclude has been monitoring my page this whole summer, waiting like a jungle predator stalking its prey for me to say anything that doesn’t line up with his views, I’ve decided to take a break from his Website and not feed the trolls with more conservative/non-SJW commentary on it until I can resolve this whole thing. I’m tired of them acting like victims, especially a trans woman named Sarah who got offended by something I wrote that didn’t involve her at all, because they can’t take a joke from us non-SJWs, which are a more racially, politically, sexually, and spiritually diverse audience than SJWs are willing to admit. I mean, sure, discrimination is the worst, but, if you want it to end, the key is not to quote people in a way that lets you mock and ridicule them in a “safe space” without opposition. Nor is it complaining about how you’re a victim in hopes of gaining sympathy. The key to overcoming discrimination is to not let it hurt you at all and only act in self-defense if it truly gets violent. Focus on what change you can bring about in the future, not how you’ve been discriminated against in the past or present. That’s what separates civil rights activists from Black Lives Matter, feminists from feminazis, and members of the LGBT group against SJWs of which my friend :iconclaireaimee: is a member from LGBT people like Sarah. Acting like a victim does not earn my respect. I know because, in the distant past, acting like a victim didn’t do any good for me.

With that in mind, what do you guys think separates non-SJWs from SJWs? Please discuss in the comments section of this status update—but please also keep it civil and don’t mock each other!

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist fav.me

(The title of the journal entry was “'Be Politically Correct!' Reprise Revised” and is colonel-knight-rider’s reworking of the Be Prepared song from The Lion King.)

[Spoken]

[HYENA MESSENGER]
Scar! Guys! Good news!

[SCAR]
Silence, fool! Can you not see that I’m taking a moment to grieve the loss of my most famous musical number?

[HYENA MESSENGER]
That’s what I was coming to you to talk about! We’re gonna sing our song after all!

[SCAR]
Oh? Do go on.

[HYENA MESSENGER]
Yeah, but…uh…the vocals and lyrics are reworked to sound all shouty and scary and psycho. So, it might not capture the spirit of the original. It’s also a lot shorter.

[SCAR]
[Pauses]
Very honestly, I’m not sure what to make of that. It certainly sounds intimidating, but is it worthy of my original piece, especially when the new me lacks the human facial characteristics?

[2019 SCAR]
You’re just saying that because my voice actor is black, aren’t you, RACIST? Now, give me my privilege!

[SCAR]
*Gah!* What are you even doing here, Reboot Me?! I thought you were above getting triggered like social justice warriors. The problem isn’t the voice actors. It’s the realism. The very disturbing near-shot-for-shot reshoots of classic scenes with too much realism and not enough colorful facial expressions, body language, or other ways of expressing human emotion.

[SHENZI]
Yeah! And your hyenas ain’t even a little funny!

[BANZAI]
Get out before we eat you alive!

[Singing]

[SCAR]
It’s time Favreau came to his senses!
“Be Prepared” will receive an encore!
But, as per the audience consensus,
The Uncanny Valley’s in store.

[HYENAS]
Amid all the feuding and rages,
There’s one thing we do know for sure:
O.G. Disney lasts through the ages!
Live action remakes don’t endure.

[SCAR]
So, prep—

[2019 SCAR]
2-D films are yesterday’s message!
A clapped-out, distracted regime
Whose failings undoubtedly presage
The need for a different dream!

[SCAR]
*Hah!* You just plagiarized your own thesis,
Which now shows how lazy you are!

[HYENAS]
Like your film!

[SCAR]
I don’t care how lifelike your face is.
YOU’LL NEVER OUTWIT CLASSIC SCAR!!!

Still, prepare for a dark age for Disney.
Be prepared for the brand’s suicide.

[HYENA #1]
I heard they’ve for sure made
A black Little Mer—

[HYENA #2]
If we don’t spill details,
It might increase gross sales!

[HYENAS]
Our lack of emotion
Will lead to commotion!

[SCAR]
The Disney we once loved has died!

[ALL (–2019 SCAR)]
SJWs won’t leave us spared.
Be prepared!

[HYENAS]
SJWs won’t leave us spared.

[SCAR]
Be prepared!

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist

Colonel-Knight-Rider #racist deviantart.com

As long as the hashtag “#racist” still appears in the top results when people search for my public display name, I figured I should take the liberty of explaining why this is not true. At the risk of being harassed yet again by the stranger who’s been monitoring my every move since June, these are the major reasons why I’m #notracist.

[…]

2. I call Jordan Peele’s Get Out the most racist comedy (emphasis on comedy) I’ve ever seen because it’s a Stepford Wives ripoff that presents a nonexistent and very peculiar dichotomy between African American culture and white American culture. I laughed my lungs out the whole way through because of that.
3. Speaking of which, while the Oscars were once biased against African Americans, I believe they’re now biased against white Americans, especially given the nature of last year’s Best Picture nominations. As it says in one of my favorite MLK memes ever: “Don’t be racist against blacks. Don’t be racist against whites. It’s not complicated, people!” Sadly, the United States has a long history of polar extremes at each other’s throats.
[…]
5. I have multiracial and multinational fantasy voiceover casts in my Nintendo Cinematic Universe fanfiction movie plot summary journals not because of their national origins or skin colors but because I believe they can best capture their assigned characters’ personalities.
6. Even if I were prejudiced against Russians, which I’m not, I still wouldn’t technically be racist because Russian is NOT a race. It’s one of many cultural expressions of the white race. Cultural prejudice would be a more accurate term. Nevertheless, calling the folks who steal DeviantArt accounts and replace all their content with bogus porn site links Russian and saying that they perpetuate negative stereotypes of Russians does not make me culturally prejudiced against Russians. I’m simply condemning the crooks for making peaceable Russians, which I acknowledge make up most of the country’s populace, look bad. Every color, culture, and creed in the world has a majority of law-abiding people and a small percent of crooks. My father once said that, to every stereotype, there is a tiny kernel of truth. Therefore, stereotypes are those tiny kernels of truth blown to obscene proportions.

[After that it either repeats itself or goes on long rants about the readership here at FSTDT which I didn’t include so as to avoid going to tl;dr. Feel free to look at it yourself.]

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #fundie

Colonel-Knight-Rider #sexist #fundie deviantart.com

[Highlights from “100 Truths by Colonel Knight Rider”.]

[…]
26. First crush?—My babysitter. But it was an innocent love of her personality, the kind I hope to apply to a real adult relationship.
[…]
28. Any talent?—I may not be a genius in the literal sense of the word, but I am one of the fastest-thinking men alive with a unique set of memory techniques that not even I can fully explain. If I could, I'd be in MENSA.
[…]
38. Drink?—Milk, the signature, calcium-enriched drink of Colonel Knight Rider. *In Sean Connery's voice,* Fat-free, not whole.
[…]
45. Fallen in love with someone?—Yes, but it's never been reciprocated because this is a post-feminist world. The problem with girls in my generation is that, as another former babysitter of mine told my mother, there are too many of them whose mothers have told them that they "don't need guys" to live long and fulfilling lives.
46. Celebrated Halloween?—Formerly. Now I just make Deviations about it.
47. Had your heart broken?—I guess I just answered that one.
[…]
52. Deleted an entire paper?—No, but I've heavily revised a few to the point where it feels like deleting and starting over again.
53. Did something you regret?—Yes, but it brought me to DeviantArt, proving that all things work together for those who love God…and those who choose not to listen but work hard to be good people anyway.
[…]
59. Left the country?—Not yet, but hopefully some day on vacation! Or I could leave when America becomes so politically divided that I'm the last man in my church, at which point I'd go into self-imposed exile Yoda-style.
[…]
66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a date?—For nearly 26 years, yes.
[…]
71. Plans for today?—Struggle to find a decent job, play superhero on the Internet, repeat. So, the usual.
72. Waiting for?—A girl who's sweet, innocent, thoughtful, deep, listens well, gives good hugs, is not a feminist, and wants to date me.
73. Want kids?—Naturally!
74. Want to get married?—So much that I admit to unintentionally sounding like a girl when I talk about it.
[…]
81. Hook-up or relationship?—Relationship. Have you ever met a true knight who does casual hook-ups?
[…]
85. Held a gun or knife in defense?—Only in a dream where I killed a childhood nightmare with one bullet. It was a few months before my 18th birthday, so I like to think of it as my own personal rite of passage into adulthood. =P Today, whenever I think of the dream, which ended when I woke up seconds after the kill, I imagine it continuing with the sun rising out my bedroom window at the time as I hear that guy from the first shot of The Lion King shout his famous Zulu lyrics: "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS' INGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA BAGITHI BABAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" signifying the dawn of a new, prosperous era free of childhood nightmares.
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86. Killed somebody?—There are three types of folks who could answer this question affirmatively: psychopaths, law enforcement officers, and people in the Armed Services. In truth, I'm none of the three.
[…]
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now?—My wife, whom God has already chosen but I haven't yet seen.

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia deviantart.com

I thought it was too late, but, due to the calendar period ever Emmys ceremony covers, Steven Universe episode “Reunited” got the Creative Arts Emmy nomination I thought it would.

*Sigh,* Does it really need to be said why? :roll:

Oh, well—now I can give the episode in my review journal the parody title I always wanted: “Creative Arts Emmy Bait IV: By the Power Vested in Me through the Animators and CN Executives who Willingly Resort to Using a Lesbian Wedding as a Cheap Gimmick to Boost Ratings, I Now Pronounce You Rubellen and Sapportia.”

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia

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[Parts of CNR’s journal included extra information just about the project they were working on. I edited those out for (relative) brevity’s sake.]

Back in January, [name of person who CNR has an issue with], whom I enlisted as Nintendo Cinematic Universe fanfiction project collaborator four years earlier, made a controversial move by attempting to squeeze a gay couple in to the Pokémon movie idea he had planned, but there was no character development reason why they should be gay. The fact that he wanted to include them simply because “other shows are doing it” means he included them solely to follow a trend for diversity points. I refused to allow such a thing, as I do not support (but that doesn’t necessarily mean hate) the LGBTQ+ ideology for secular reasons way more than religious ones. My goal was to protect the innocence of children, who, from my observation, don’t even know what that sort of thing means until it’s taught to them in schools (in contrast to heterosexual relationships, which they are naturally aware of as part of our survival instinct). You, the reader, have every right to disagree, and I respect your right to your point of view. But all I ask is for my point of view to have some respect, too. What some call “homophobia" and "censorship," I call respect for the innocence of youth.

My mother has always said, “If everybody jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, would you?” This is her poetic way of saying, “Don’t do something just because everybody else is doing it. Think for yourself!” This is why I want to stress that Realshow unconsciously admitted riding the bandwagon was his entire motivation for including gay Pokémon. He alluded to the presence of this “inclusivity” in other TV cartoons such as Adventure Time and Steven Universe, believing that we should follow their trend. He called the values I was raised with “wrong” and argued that “Times have changed, and so should you.” He did not understand that, when someone says things like that to me, that person not only insults me, whom he/she has met, but also my entire immediate family, whom he/she hasn’t met. Given the choice between remaining faithful to my family and their virtues and rebelling against them just to make one random stranger I know nothing about happy, I chose the former. Realshow has since adorned his avatar with a rainbow graphic, as you can see—his way of spitting in my face.

That aside, remember: if I really did hate gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transgenders, etc., I would have sooner barred them all from watching me, but I haven’t and never will.

Seriously, though—he says he doesn't want to reopen any old wounds, but one of his hashtags is "not homophobic." It's hysterical.

Anyway, after realizing he had blocked me because of our gay Pokémon argument, I felt the urge to confront him in some way. Impulsively, I evaded his block with an alternate account to call out his behavior, leading to my one-day suspension.

Let’s face the facts: 2019 hasn’t been an easy year for me so far on DeviantArt. I’ve failed to get DA’s support staff to do anything about a smear campaign digging up my past about decisions I regret making on other forums (hence my “Vengeful Heckler” comics). I’ve mistaken an agnostic for a militant atheist bigoted against Christians, not realizing she adopted one of us as her figurative brother. And my efforts to end a toxic friendship and to put a project on pause indefinitely resulted in a five-man revenge journal post. In my church, we teach that things go wrong when people don’t listen to God, and my actions against Realshow’s controversial journal leading to my suspension only proves that.

However, not all hope is lost. As long as I continue to receive inspiration from the wonders of nature, cartoons drawn by my friends, scheduled artistic challenges, and life in general, the Colonel Knight Rider artistic enterprise will continue as happily as it has these past few years. If there’s anything my Internet history proves, it’s that, no matter how many times I get knocked down, I stand up 20 feet taller than before. No one other than God can turn things around for me, so I will listen for His voice.

In the meantime, one question remains. Should I go after this guy for copyright infringement? Or should I just accept that I’m outnumbered five men to one and move forward with what makes me happy?

Thanks for understanding. Keep being awesome, everybody. May you never have to deal with relationships as toxic as some of my past ones have been, and may whatever Pokémon some of you may catch be as asexual as they are in the games!

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia

Colonel-Knight-Rider #homophobia deviantart.com

I sometimes like to joke that July is when the REAL month for Americans to be proud begins, but one radical SJW I met in a spirited game of RuneScape—an old MMO game that I started playing a couple of months ago since I needed a real game again after getting bored with smartphone games—told me that it's impossible for me to be proud to be an American unless I've done something to earn it. Not only does that statement make absolutely no sense (if interpreted literally, it only applies to the Founding Fathers and the Continental Army who liberated America in the first place), but it's also flat-out hypocritical. Being part of the LGBTQ+ community is not something one technically accomplishes any more than is having a certain skin color or being an American citizen. And I can be proud of others' achievements such as my brother earning his Ph. D., the historic Revolutionaries leading the Revolution, Civil Rights activists ending racial segregation, and so on.

Some people just aren't worth my time or attention.