Cluster F Bomb Award

For ridiculous amounts of pointless swearing

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy godlikeproductions.com

Did you fucktards who are saying aliens don't exist and that all aliens are demons ever consider the idea that angels, fallen angels, aliens, Jesus and Satan are aliens. Jesus and the angels are the good aliens and Satan, fallen angels and demons are the bad aliens. After all it only fucking makes sense. I mean if angels, fallen angels, and demons and Jesus Christ and Satan aren't aliens then what the fucking fuck are they. Besides in the bible it describes Satan as being a serpent or a dragon like a Reptillian.The Annunaki aka Nephillim who come from Nibiru aka Planet X will be the falen angels who pretend to be good and our saviors against Satan and the Reptillians and greys when in fact they are working with them to enslave us. The Antichrist is likely a Nephillim aka Annunaki from Nibiru. Jesus Christ and the angels are likely the Pleiadians who are our real allies against Satan, the reptillians, greys, as well as the Nephillim. the msot ridiculous bullshit I've heard from the christian fucktards is the ones who try to say that aliens don't exist and space travel is impossible and that the government is trying to make people believe in aliens and space travel. that is the most ridiculous load of bullshit ever. If aliens and space travel were really a government lie then why does the government and mainstream media deny the existence of aliens and interstellar space travel and why do they ridicule people who believe in aliens and space travel. Sounds like they knwo about aliens and are hiding the existence of them from us. Not only that but they are actually working for the Reptillians, Greys, and Nephillim to enslave us and try and prevent us from travelling into space. Then of course let's not forget all the pictures obviously showing structures, monuments, pyramids, mines, cities, and other types of civilization and life on the moon, Mars, Venus, Titan and the other gas planet moons which NASA claims are all optical illusions but only a complete braindead retard would believe they're only optical illusion like Never A Straight Answer says. The government wants us to believe that we're the only life in the universe and that aliens don't exist and space travel is impossible so they can keep us imprisoned on this planet forever. Like I said let's see you religious fucktards answer the question if angels, fallen angels, demons, Jesus Christ, Antichrist and Satan aren't aliens then what the fucking fuck are they?

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