If you are a girl:
– You are attracted to people that can kill you (Imagine being exclusively attracted to grizzly bears.)
– Almost your entire worth is based on the genetic beauty lottery.
– Even if you win the beauty lottery, your worth is in constant decline and has an immutable expiration date. A hot 23 year old wakes up and knows that is the hottest she will look for the rest of her life. Imagine getting progressively creepier to women every day and there’s nothing you can do about it?
– You are incapable of rational thought
– You lack strength and suck at everything
– Your goal is commitment from a man, but you are attracted to men who won’t commit to you, and not attracted to those who would worship you. This isn’t a choice, its encoded in your genes.
– If you are attractive, you are bothered by unattractive people all the time. (imagine fat chicks constantly approaching you). If you are not attractive, you are fucked.
-Your ability to orgasm isn’t a birthright, it may be really easy or really difficult or even impossible.
-Each new sexual partner you have decreases your worth as a potential long-term mate (and if you’re unlucky, nobody counsels you about this. Your parents, family, and friends may soothe you with feminist lies until its too late)
-You get random waves of emotions that are irrational and could even bring you to tears.
-You are expected to simultaneously be sexually skilled and chaste/inexperienced.
– Childbirth, menstruation, etc.
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"your worth is in constant decline"
Well gee, I wonder why a slimeball who fancies himself a manipu- ... sorry, seduction guru would want women to believe they're not worth shit?
Sorry, that was an insult to slimeballs. They're good for leads and sticky pistons, after all.
" You are incapable of rational thought "
Someone here is incapable of rational thought, and I'm not sure it's the girl.
The very word choice this guy uses shows he doesn't even think of women as real people. He keeps inserting examples so that "actual people," i.e. men, can try to imagine what it must be like to be one of these flawed girl creatures.
The sad thing is that he probably thinks of this as empathy.
"LaidNYC"
Sure that's not PoeNYC?
Damn, no wonder so many women hate men, when you get assholes like this who think that women are only good for fuck toys, but women who like to have sex are worthless sluts.
Good luck dying old and alone, asshole.
Everything, but the last two can also be said about boys, stupid. Plus, it's not that fitting for either gender.
-Women can kill too, ya know
- 7 years ago, at 38 years old, when I had lost some weight, had money to buy nice clothes and felt good about life, I was much, much hotter than when I was 23 years old, worked at McDonald's, little money to buy clothes and feeling fairly lousy about life.
- Believe me; a guy in his fifties, still lusting after teenage women, IS getting creepier and creepier to women every day.
- You're obviously incapable of rational thought, that's why you don't understand women.
- Yeah, Rosie the Riveter's such a weakling...
- Young teenage girls might be attracted to "Bad Boys", but they usually grow out of it around 18 or 19. We don't want to be worshipped, but respected, silly.
- I was fairly average-looking when I could still be called a girl, and I was bothered by unattractive people anyway. I think attractive people have sex too, or wasn’t that what you meant?
- Nothing much in life is a birthright; ask Stephen Hawking, or the children in Africa who starve to death at age two.
- Each new partner gives you new experiences, and will increase your worth among decent humans.
- I've never had much PMS, and I know men who suffer from random waves of emotions.
"Imagine getting progressively creepier to women every day..."
Ok, I imagine I am you.
Ick. I think I need a shower now.
"Your ability to orgasm isn’t a birthright, it may be really easy or really difficult or even impossible."
And there we have it, don't we? You're lousy and selfish in bed on the rare occasion you can actually get laid, and no woman ever wants to be with you a second time, right? Hint: it's not them, it's you.
wut ?
wrong or irrelevant.
Imagine getting progressively creepier to women every day and there’s nothing you can do about it?
you can be less creepy to women laidnyc, it just takes some work.
Of course, most of these supposed problems are the results of social constructs made by menchilds like YOU. YOU and your ilk are the reasons that women face these problems.
Luckily humanity is moving away from this sick mess and soon you will belong to the dustbins of history.
What nonsense. Well, OK, there are a few advantages to being a male, but you missed them:
You don't have to shave anything below your neck
You only need three pairs of shoes
You can pee anywhere without worrying if the toilet seat is clean
You can buy your underwear in three-packs at the supermarket
(old partial quote by a (female) comedian - name escapes me)
Yeah, most of this* is largely true in respect to how society views/treats women. And all of this sexist claptrap is embraced and reinforced by the MRA/PUA scumbags. This speck of dog shit believes that women are unequal to men due to biology and cannot comprehend how sexism is a social construct. So...
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Also, yeah, guys like this don't have to imagine getting progressively creepier to women. They're already living the dream...
* The first point is ripped from a Louie C.K. skit and wouldn't hold true if society and men at large did a better job of combating and addressing sexism and violence toward women. And the orgasm bit is kinda true, but orgasm isn't a "birthright." Like erectile dysfunction isn't a thing. And lastly... Yes, menstruation, pregnancy, and childbirth are physically and emotionally taxing, but many women are fine with the giving birth thing and view it as a positive.
You are incapable of rational thought
You lack strength and suck at everything
Your goal is commitment from a man, but you are attracted to men who won’t commit to you, and not attracted to those who would worship you. This isn’t a choice, its encoded in your genes.
Oh, screw you. First off, I'm female, I am in college, I am excelling at my studies and getting nearly straight A's, I perform karate as a hobby and a form of exercise, and I am asexual and not attracted to anyone, much less that specific type of man.
-You get random waves of emotions that are irrational and could even bring you to tears.
Well, given that I lost several years of my life to chronic depression, which is more of a complete lack of emotion than anything else (I'd compare it to a black hole), yeah, waves of emotions aren't really issues to me. Not even when I'm good enough to function in normal society.
Childbirth, menstruation, etc.
... yeah, that part sucks.
You are attracted to people that can kill you
Women can kill men, too. Poison, fire, run over by cars...guns don't care who shoots them.
The rest of this is just silly.
However, at the same time you spouse that men are horribly represented in the media, are shitty parents(only when it´s convenient to you), die and commit suicide more than women..............if that´s not doublethink, what is?
At the same time, men are supposed to go to jail more often, die earlier and in more violent ways, to commit suicide norte often, can you make up your mind?
And, on the other hand, men are more likely to go to prison, to die violently, to commit suicide........can you make up your mind?
Confused?
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