[In a thread about the bad state of the economy]
This is all a huge liberal LIE!! As usual, we're told by the media that times are terrible and things are bad and that we can't even feed our families during an election when a God-Fearing candidate is in office. If Ted Kennedy was the President, we'd be told that everything is fine. Believe that! You all saw that when Clinton was president.
This causes those with weak faith to vote for the Sin-Endorsing candidate to "improve the economy." I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the homosexual lobby was behind the house prices dropping and gas prices raising. That way, they can get Obama in the White House and get Homosexuals the right to get married.
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Yes the fact that the US dollar is just about worthless in other countries, large companies are laying people off, and the president himself got a economic stimulus refund approved all show how economy if fine.
Get your head out of your arse!
Don't blame liberals in general. It's the jews. The Jews in charge of the media put this all together to make sure everyone hates a moral leader like Bush. As long as their beloved, Jew-coddling Hilary takes office, they have succeeded.
house prices dropping is a bad thing?
Oh and as far as i recall, Obama has not said anything about giving gay people the right to marry.
If George Bush were "God fearing", moral or conservative; he would not have launched a preemptive war. He would not have run up a 9 trillion dollar deficit. And he would not protect criminals with, highly suspect, claims of executive privilege.
If there is a Hell, George Bush has a reservation and anyone who continues to carry his water deserves to spend eternity with their head held in the bucket.
Rapture Ready has to be full of the most gullible fools on earth. They accept a crazy concept that isn't part of the Bible as a tenet of their Christianity and refuse to accept evidence of a disastrous President that they see at every fuel pump and grocery store. Talk about stupid sheep, these are ready for any slaughter, as long as the butcher is a Republican who claims to be fundie Christian.
"You all saw that when Clinton was president."
Um, you mean when the economy had a SURPLUS and not a DEFICIT? You sound like that newscaster in Baghdad during the invasion. "That is not a tank coming through the wall behind me". Or Dr Bunsen Honeydew : "I know scientifically that I am not being attacked by a gorilla".
And 'JewKillr' sounds like a poe.
@JEWKILR89: I really hope that you're joking. Bush is not a moral leader. His administration has not been moral. His actions have not been moral.
And Clinton is no more a "Jew coddler" than Obama or McCain. And quite frankly, anti-Semitism is a bit outdated. Sorry that the "good old days" where Jews could be thrown into death camps are long and gone. You're not helping liberals at all by slandering Jews. Some liberals, after all, are Jewish. And some conservatives are Jewish, too. So I fail to see what the point of your diatribe was.
(a) part of the reason oil prices have risen is because the value of the dollar has dropped. For example, if a euro is worth 90 cents and oil companies can sell a barrel in Europe for 50 euros, that's only $45. If the euro is worth $1.57 and they sell oil in Europe for the same 50 euros, it costs Americans $78.50 - with no increase in the price of oil itself!
Part of the reason the dollar drops is because borrowing money is like printing it: it dilutes its value. Over 90% of the money borrowed by the US government since WW2 has been borrowed by Republicans:
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(b) The "Defense of Marriage Act" (DOMA) that defines marriage as between one man and one woman under Federal law (e.g., Social Security, Medicare, etc.), was passed in 1996 under Clinton.
Huge liberal lie? I'm seriously afraid for my job when the corporate office has called 4 times in the past week and a half, each time to say we have to cut more hours. Cut more hours. Cut more hours.... Right now we're operating with less than the minimum staff and acquiring new accounts has become an iceberg process, it's getting so slow. (I work for a cable and internet firm) My mom tells me the same things about her job at JCPenney - cutting hours constantly and slow sales.
Confidence in the economy is low. People aren't spending like they used to and this "economic stimulus package" is just a shiny toy the President is waving in front of our faces, hoping it will keep us entertained until he's out of office.
Do I even need to comment about how the price of gasoline is causing me to not buy things I normally would and leaves me with little luxury cash? I'd move in order to shorten my commute and thus save fuel but I doubt I could even afford to move right now... This is a no-win situation for MANY middle class Americans and the President and VP are pretending as if it doesn't exist (of course they are - Bush was born into wealth and Cheney has his Haliburton gazillions).
Wake up and smell the market crash.
I assume you don't have a job in the real world, FFS.
I didn't need the "liberal media" to me tell everything was fine when Clinton was President. I saw it at the gaspump, the grocery store, and my paycheck. If you didn't then you must be very rich or on welfare.
It amazes me that these people are against gay sex when they put their whole heads of their asses all the time. Hey, exactly how much lube does it take to get your head up there, Freed_From_Sin? By the way, nice name. To bad this post makes it apparent you can't live up to it. Lying for jesus is still lying.
Hmm, perhaps the 'Homosexual Lobby/Liberals' were also behind the sub-prime mortgage feeding frenzy that the current Administration turned a blind eye to as well?
The US dollar is now worth around £0.50 - the lowest in living memory i believe. The international money marketeers are preferring to deal in Euros rather than the almighty Dollar, all signs of a badly mismanaged economy in the World's richest Nation. Exactly how did 'Liberals' cause that when the shrub's hand was on the tiller?
I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the homosexual lobby was behind the house prices dropping and gas prices raising. That way, they can get Obama in the White House and get Homosexuals the right to get married.
ECONOMICS DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
First paragraph: "The economy is fine, nothing is ruined"
Second paragraph: "The gays are behind the failing economy"
Conclusion? You are a fucking moron.
"I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the homosexual lobby was behind the house prices dropping and gas prices raising. "
Of course this is perfectly reasonable and true. The HOMOSEXUAL Lobby can't get marriage passed and they have taken over 35 years to get ENDA even halfway passed. But we gays do have the power to control totally unrelated industries from around the world any time we want.
I mean, it's not like gay people have to pay a lot for gas or have had to worry about for closures.
The secret is to use the special "gay pass" . The first 100 gallons is free. After that only one dollar a gallon. (what, did you guys honestly think that oil companies would be so greedy as to screw us over just to make a shit load of money? That's absurd. IT"S THE GAYS!!!!!!!)
What, didn't all you liberals get you "gay pass" yet?
"As usual, we're told by the media that times are terrible and things are bad and that we can't even feed our families "
"I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the homosexual lobby was behind the house prices dropping and gas prices raising."
So the media is right about times being terrible?
You know what, I tried to type a response. But when your dealing with people who cant tell the difference between reality and fiction, how the fuck do you explain budgets to them?
They'd rather go back to serfdom where they break their backs for a master who tells them they'll get their rewards after they die.
Yeah 'cause that makes sense!
No. No that does'nt.
What the fuck is really wrong with Rapturites? Beaten,Imprisioned,Starved, Abused, Schitzo, Over-medicated, Under-medicated, Medicated just right but can't open the child proof jar?
Wow! that's a lot of stupid there.
We have the same problem in Britain. The evil liberal media (tm) has convinced us all that the Northern Rock bank was about to go under due to the sub-prime mortage crisis and the government made a hash of securing the bank's future and subsequently nationalised it.
Really, it's still in the hands of the original shareholders and making more money than ever! It was all a conspiracy by the homosexual lobby (tm) to ensure that New Labour could not give it's members a free vote on the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill (which gives more rights to lesbians seeking IVF and allows the creation of Frankenstein babies) to avoid looking bad again!
(I'm better at making this shit up than I think I should be.)
If this weren't from RR, I'd swear it was from Landover Baptist, which has already "blamed" gays and feminists for the mortgage crisis.
ETA: A worthless dollar, an unwinnable $3-trillion war, high gas prices, high food prices, and falling house values are a small enough price to pay to keep gays from getting the special privilege of equality, huh?
See what happens when you piss off the homosexuals?
First the American economy, next the fundamentalist christians.
Bet on it.
Yes, the homosexual lobby is no doubt behind it! They want house prices to drop so they can buy them all up at foreclosure sales (because you know how they all just love to remodel and decorate), and they want the price of gas and food and just about every other commodity to go sky high because they never drive or eat. Yep, makes perfect sense.
I think this is the funniest part:
"Believe that!"
...Like you can just command people to believe something.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh wait, he said GAYS are behind house prices dropping? wtf? How the hell would they do that?
I'd like to see you say that in a room full of people who've lost their jobs over the past seven years and can't feed their families. Go ahead. Stand up there and tell them it is all a huge liberal lie. I dare you.
The rest is just too easy.
@Mister Spak:
not from all the stats I've seen: Wikipedia (a bit flakey I know) speaks of:
"Estimates of the incidence of exclusive homosexuality range from >1% to 10% of the population (though the accepted figure hovers closer to the middle of that range), usually finding there are slightly more gay men than lesbians"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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