Well Here It Is:
* Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
Better than young women dying because of a botched coathanger abortion. But then, they're filthy harlots that deserve death, right?
* Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
Why do the teachers need to lead they prayer? And are you in support of Muslim teachers spraying in their faith? Wiccans? Hmmm? Then SHADDAP!
* Support for gun control
I feel that the right to bear arms has been horribly abused, as many seem to take it as their right to stockpile arms to the point that many militias would feel inadequate. I feel that people should have to pass gun safety courses...and of course, a psych evaluation. Not foolproof, but better than handing out guns like candy, which people like you tend to advocate. FURTHER, while you stomp about it being for protection, you are aware you're far more likely to shoot a family member than a burglar or what have you, correct? Not to mention, if you're facing down a burglar holding a gun, it's escalation. It's one thing to hold a baseball bat, and tell 'em to fuck off, but when you're pointing a gun at them, suddenly, their life is on the line, and it's a you or them thing.
* Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right
Because the moment you censor porn, the line of free speech blurs. What next? Will Michaelangelo's David be seen as smut because it shows penis? The Birth of Venus could be deemed trash, too...hell, MOST Renaissance art could be deemed smut. Also, who does porn hurt? The person selling it? Hardly. The person being photographed/filmed? Doubtfully. People make a good living doing that. The people that buy it? Yeah right...so, outside of super prudes like you, who recoil at the thought of a penis being exposed somewhere, where's the harm?
* Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
Because heavens forbid, the rich actually pay their share. Heavens forbid a society be responsible to those that can't adequately care for themselves.
* Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
Until you get a debilitating disease and your insurance doesn't cover your treatment. Bet your tune changes then...
* Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education
As opposed to...what? Just letting the less fortunate children grow up to be uneducated, and never getting a chance? Seriously, what alternative do you propose?
* The denial of inherent gender differences
Certainly there are gender differences. But it's using those differences to define a person and their capabilities where it falls flat. Breasts do not make a person a less qualified truck driver, or welder, or CEO.
* Insisting that men and women have the same access to jobs in the military
And why not?
* Legalized same-sex marriage
Again, why not? Other than the thought of gays touching each other, and now having the excuse of being legally married, why does it offend you so? How does my relationship being recognized by law cheapen yours in any way?
* Implementation of affirmative action
This...is something I agree with him on. A black person and a white person apply for a job, the most qualified candidate should get it, not the black guy to fill some quota.
* Political correctness
While I agree that political correctness does get out of hand, it has merit. Is it really that difficult to just tuck it in and TRY not to offend everyone you disagree with?
* Support of labor unions
Eeeeeh...I do kinda believe that unions have passed their heeyday. When, courtesy of a union, you have someone being paid $40/h to screw in the same bolt all day, something's wrong. Not to say that such a person doesn't deserve to make a decent living, but...yeah...
* Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.
No, they teach children/teens that, contrary to popular opinion, their body is not sinful and shameful. They teach that while abstinence is the best policy, you will likely feel an urge to engage in sexual intercourse, and should you decide to do so, there are ways to at least make it safe. Which helps reduce teens dropping out of school because they got knocked up, just for the record.
* A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended
BECAUSE THE FOUNDING FATHERS *DID* INTEND FOR IT TO BE REVISED AND REINTERPRETED!
* Government programs to rehabilitate criminals
Because some can be rehabilitated. Not everyone in prison has ichor and evil flowing through their veins. Some are just desperate. Some just made mistakes, and most deserve at least a chance to prove they can clean up their act. Otherwise, why not just put a bullet through their head the moment the guilty verdict is passed? No, not out back, where it can be ignored or sanitized, just get the Bailiff to walk up, and put one between his eyes, as since he's a filthy criminal, he deserves death and the world's better off without him. On second thought, I get a feeling you'd like that...
* Abolition of the death penalty
So...when a week after someone is killed, someone steps forward with evidence that clears the person, just...how do you plan on unkilling that innocent person? Hmmmm?
* Environmentalism
Yeah, who needs clean air or water anyways?
* Disarmament treaties
Because just telling them to sit in their own corners and think about what they've done always works so well when they take their toys with them...
* Globalism
Guess what? The U.S. trades with the world at large. And it's getting to be a smaller and smaller world all the time. You are a part of it, like it or no. So you can either suck up your xenophobia, and accept that, or encourage your country to become a global pariah.
* Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy
Ask the average Iraqi how well your interventionalist policy works, as the road they go to get groceries on has become a FUCKING WAR ZONE.
* Opposition to full private property rights
Oh, the filthy commie pot shot. Bravo...
* Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
No idea what that is.
* In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
No, it's more that atheists don't believe in the Bible, so by extension, they would see Genesis as a load of crap. Many theists believe that evolution is a fact as well.
* Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
Yes, I love the thought that the government could be listening in on me having phone sex illegal, and without my knowledge or consent. Not to mention, in this day in age, privacy isn't nice...it's crucial, as anyone who has been a victim of identity theft can tell you.
* Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).
Or "Doctor" Hovind?
Conservative Agenda:
* Return of prayer in school
And what about the child that doesn't want to pray? Or prays to a different God? Or prays to the same God, but in a different way? What concessions do you make for them? Not to mention, that time praying could be spent...I dunno...LEARNING?!
* Prohibition of abortion
And those women now forced to carry their rape babies? And the women who are promised forever by a guy who just wants to get into their pants, and then bolts when he discovers he knocked her up? And then the already overloaded foster care system having countless MORE children hurled on it. Are you gonna adopt them?
* Opposition to same-sex marriage licenses and homosexuals
Why? Give me one good reason that such a thing is anything more than blatant discrimination.
* Support of laws against pornography
Again, why?
* Support of the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms
Regardless of mental state, or even knowing how to use them properly...
* Economic allocative efficiency (as opposed to popular equity)
Again, no idea what you mean.
* Stronger law enforcement and anti-crime laws, including the death penalty
And I repeat myself...when you find out the person you just killed is in fact innocent, how do you propose to go about unkilling him?
* Parental control of education
If you don't like what the schools teach, you're free to homeschool the child, or teach him otherwise when he gets home. Do NOT expect the educational system to censor itself because it goes against your religious views.
* Private medical care and retirement plans
And when the single mom can't get her kids adequate medical care because, hey, she just can't afford it...then what?
* Weakening or canceling failed social support programs
Define "failed."
* Generally opposed to the United Nations
Yeah, heavens forbid you're expected to play with everyone in the sandbox as opposed to stomping around like the biggest bullies around. Not to mention, you ARE aware the U.S. was one of the driving forces behind establishing the U.N., right?
* Support enforcement of current laws regarding immigration
Except if they plan on deporting your gardener or nanny whom you pay a paltry wage under the threat of notifying the INS.
* Support tightening of border security
Your xenophobia is showing.
* Respect for our military... past and present
Didn't Bush screw many, many war vets out of a pension or some such a thing...?
* Literal interpretation of the Bible and rejection of evolutionism
Screw that whole "freedom of religion" thing, eh? You might wanna ask Iran how that's going for them.
* Low taxes, especially for families
On the surface, I agree. However, I get the feeling it's a touch more skewed than he's letting on.
* Opening foreign markets to U.S. products
Given your cheerful foreign policy, I doubt they'll be as receptive as you think.
* Less power for the federal government and more for local and state governments
I feel an equal distribution among them is needed. Not to mention, if the federal government holds no cohesion, then...why are you calling yourselves a country in any case?
* A strong national defense
At the sacrifice of what...? Seriously, the military as it is, is a money sink. As Rat of Steel said, I believe, all a high ranking military official needs to do is scream the magic word, "TERRORISTS" and they're handed a blank check.