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The road to Heaven is narrow, and walking across that narrow road while drunk on alcohol or under the influence of other drugs may result in you falling off that narrow road into Hell.

If you used to drink alcohol, smoke or chew tobacco, or use illegal drugs or abuse prescription drugs, Jesus Christ will forgive you for doing so and help you quit, as long as you ask for his forgiveness while still on Earth.

Last but not least, I firmly believe that when Jesus turned water into wine, that wine did not have a single molecule of alcohol in it. Any wine in Heaven will be the same way, so you could drink an entire ocean of it and not get drunk or tipsy as a result. Don't try to make the wine Jesus made yourself. You will fail.

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“Last but not least, I firmly believe that when Jesus turned water into wine, that wine did not have a single molecule of alcohol in it.”
Then it’s not WINE, dumbass. They would have said if he turned it into Grape Juice like the Mormons use for sacrament. If they said ‘wine,’ then it meant ‘wine.’

“as long as you ask for his forgiveness while still on Earth.”
That part has never made sense to me. Why does the offer expire on death? Why are people in Hell not given a chance to repent and come-clean?
I mean, seriously, i’ve been told any serial killer, prosecuted or not, or HITLER could be in Heaven if they repent(ed) at the last second. But if any school-shooting pre-teen victim wasn’t straight with God at the last second, he/she’s in Hell.
This is serious bullshit.

So you believe that alcohol is not the main reason that people drink wine instead of juice? That the natural fermentation of sugars from yeasts found in the fruit skin is evil? That a God of love would make people suffer for eternity, especially if the main reason is that he wasn't there for them? Alcohol and drug abuse are indeed unhealthy, but why is Deviant Art your detox center and church anyway?

If you used to drink alcohol [...] Jesus Christ will forgive you for doing so

I firmly believe that when Jesus turned water into wine, that wine did not have a single molecule of alcohol in it

From ancient Sumeria - documented in the first historical records on tablets in Cuneiform by the ancient Babylonians - water couldn't be guaranteed to be pure so they used fermentation processes: from Beer (literally a lifesaver in ancient civilisations) to Wine. Just Google the following words:

'can grape juice naturally ferment?'

I did. The result:

Like a lot of fruit juices, grape juice also can contain small amounts of alcohol. This occurs because natural yeasts in the air can get into the grape juice and begin fermenting to produce alcohol

You done fucked up, boy.

...and all by asking a simple question: perhaps that's why you daren't do so, OP.

There's an extremely good reason why Facts destroy 'Beliefs'.

You can't spell the latter word without 'Lie' after all...!

If Jesus turned water into grape juice, that's a mighty weak miracle.

Didn’t you notive Noah himself described the vine as God’s gift to mankind? How wine was made by the Hebrews, how Jesus’s first miracle involved producing wine or when he ordered his disciples to eat bread and wine in his memory? And this is without accounting for Paul recommendating wine as a cure.

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