Completely Missing The Point Award
[Hypocrisy] Shrek's human form is a Chad.
Shrek is a movie about 'loving who you are' etc, and that looks don't matter. Jfl.
Buttt Shrek's human form is a Chad... The hypocrisy of this...
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Jawline mogs everyone in this entire website.
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TURNING THE DRINKER AND THEIR TRUE LOVE ATTRACTIVE WAS THE EFFECT OF THE POTION , YOU COMPLETE MORON! SHREK TOOK THAT POTION DUE TO BECOMING INSECURE BECAUSE OF THE THE FAIRY GODMOTHER'S MACHINATIONS! YET FIONA STILL LOVED HIM THE WAY HE WAS! ALSO, SHOULDN'T FIONA HAVE LEFT SHREK FOR PRINCE CHARMING IMMEDIATELY AND THE QUEEN THE KING ONCE HE WAS REVERTED TO HIS OLD FORM?
I wonder what the potion did to Dragon, though.
narcissist
Prince Charming, is that you?
Shrek's human form is a Chad
Not a Libya? Or Egypt?
@Blair:
The incels themselves wrote a parody of the song about "roasties" (a bizarre superstition incels have according to which having a lot of sex with a lot of partners - presumably, this somehow would happen in a monogamous relationship, but that never comes up since incels believe that all women are slutty sluts, anyways - damages and deforms the labia). Be warned, though, that incel "art" has actually managed to decline from Sonichu .
PS:
By the way, why did he choose a shot where HandsomeHuman!Shrek has a creepy rapist leer?
Oh FFS... Of course the opposite of being an ugly ogre is to be a handsome human in that universe, so the filmmakers made him that way. But the thing about Shrek was that, even though he wasn't the best looking guy, he still had a likable personality.
@Pharaoh:
You can tell you've screwed up when you make Sonichu look good.
And nobody can like Shrek (or Bee Movie, for that) without memes coming up.
@Blair:
Hey now, you're an incel, get your cope on, go cry
Hey now, you're an incel, get the rope on, get cucked
And all that glitters is Stacy
Only shooting Chads break the mold
Conveniently ignoring the point of the movie and the potion, eh?
But seriously, we all know you are gay for Chad. And since you think Shrek is Chad, just go write some self-insert slash fics and get it over with.
“Shrek is a movie about 'loving who you are' etc, and that looks don't matter. Jfl.”
Also, note that in both movies, the people who think looks matter, especially looks that meet the popular expecttations of Handsome and Pretty, are the villains.
“Buttt Shrek's human form is a Chad...”
That’s the Fairy Godmother’s standard of Handsome for ‘happy ever after.’ Not a potion of true form.
All you can really conclude from this picture is that the Fairy Godmother wouldn’t fuck an incel.
Not that Shrek is a Chad.
For that, Shrek would have to want to fuck around on Fiona, sleep with 80% of the women in either Kingdom.
“The hypocrisy of this...”
You’re like those people that saw Archie Bunker as the hero of the show, not the butt of the jokes.
“Jawline mogs everyone in this entire website.”
And the princess rejected it…
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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