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No one buys the "victimless crime" thing anymore.

1) Drugs. Everything smells like weed now. Every retail employee you encounter is high. "Decriminalization" means fent zombies shambling around downtown.

2) Prostitution. 18 year olds whoring themselves on OnlyFans, simps sending them their paychecks and too shy to talk to an actual woman, the kids are not all right.

3) Gambling. There do in fact seem to be some victims when a guy loses his family's rent and food money on a parlay.

4) Gays. "What two people do in the privacy of their own bedroom is none of your business mandatory in every TV show, video game, and kindergarten classroom!"

5) Trans. "So what if they want to wear dresses and change their names!" Well the victim is people like that girl who got her skull cracked by a volleyball spike from a hulking """female""" athlete.

No one believes the "victimless crime" thing anymore. It does, in fact, make lots of things way worse when large swaths of the population are noticeably dysfunctional due increasingly intrusive vices, marketed to them by MBAs with machine learning analytics. "How can we maximally extract gambling/porn/weed cash from this guy through his phone?"

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