i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door.
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Whoa--what?
Hey, lay off the bad SF.
I'll admit that I'm not too clear on the process, but I understood that abortion meant instant death to the fetus.
But if you're hell-bent on this ridiculous idea, you'd better set up your fake abortion clinic NOW, because abortions have been legal for a while now.
A fundie that still eats at Maccas? I thought they'd all boycotted by now coz McDonalds support teh gayz.
And seriously, you adopted a baby but you won't even get out of the car to meet it?
"Right, abortion time... yes, I know this really feels like a c-section, but I can promise you, it IS an abortion... no, seriously.... yes, we're taking it out, so the hell what? And yes, now we're hurriedly shuttling it out to the back room... what? No, seriously, we ARE going to kill it! No, you CAN'T see it afterwards! Good, will you just cooperate?!"
Yeah, that'll work very well:rolleyes:.
Sounds like they have to invent an artificial womb first, that can keep fetuses alive in their ealiest stages of development and sustain it till the time when it could live outside of the womb.
And to be honest, if they would be bright enough to accomplish such a task that to date no scientist has managed to accomplish, they should also be bright enough to discover that, instead of illeagel fake abortion clinics they should better found things like fetus adoption clinics, where mothers (who would have aborted their kid otherwise) get the fetus surgically removed and put into an artificial womb and afterwards don´t have to care about it anymore, as, after "birth" the kid is free for adoption.
[there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. ]
I don't understand. Women are things now?
Oh, and you cant save a month old fetus after it is removed from the mother.
"i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out." If they do that, they're cheating.
Fast food restaurant chains have a timer on their drive-through service, so that Corporate can check up on which ones aren't living up to their standards. The timer starts when you place your order, and ends when you drive away from the take-out window.
If they're telling you to pull around front, they're trying to cheat the timer and make it look like you're getting your food faster than you actually did.
Report this activity to their Corporate overlords. Trust me, they'll NEVER tell you to pull around front and wait again.
I thought Obama wants to eat aborted fetuses not save them. These fundies are so confusing with their changing stories.
@ tracer:
Why? So the employees can get yelled at for something they can't control -- the amount of time it takes to cook food? Would you rather they rushed and undercooked it?
Not to mention that it holds up the rest of the line and forces everyone else to wait when there's no reason for them to have to.
The only thing that reporting it will accomplish is forcing more people to wait longer to receive their order, and upping the possibility that your food will be undercooked. It won't magically speed up cooking time, I promise you.
Why would you use the drive-through at place you work? Why not just grab your "dinner" on your way to the timeclock?
How do I know that you work at McDonald's?
Why, all the glaring misspellings, improper punctuation, and batshit homeschoolin' logic and lies, that's how.
This is probably the most fucked up "if Obama wins the whole world will go to shit" fantasy I've seen to date. I honestly wonder what will happen if Obama would win and we don't see a great holy war against Christians/heterosexuals/fetuses. Betcha they swear it's really happening, we're just doing a really good job concealing it..
That's real interesting. When I was waiting for my coffee the other day, I stared at the floor and thought about what the world would be like if people carved head-sized holes in loaves of bread, and wore them like hats. And if you saw someone on the street you would say "Nice crouton!" and if you forgot to say that, someone else would point and laugh and say "Crust Geek!" and you would kind of blush and apologize but the vibe would be ruined so you would improvise a musical symphony using mexican jumping beans that were miked and fed into the local ice cream truck that drives around with a large contingent of ant-human hybrids that live off the sugar fumes that are emitted by the motor which was designed by aliens but now they are hiding in area 51.
"there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus .. stupidcrapgoeshere"
We actually have those already.
Anyway.. So you think Obama will get biology to the point where we can raise fetuses to term without a human mother?
Sweet.
Where's the fetus going to gestate, dickhead? You going to keep it in a drawer? Even if it was possible to steal tissue to "save teh baybeez" (more like save your sense of self-righteousness) that still begs the question: why aren't you putting your money where your pro-life mouth is and adopting the born children already in the care system?
What, so you could eat it?
"Someone Ate the Baby" -- Shel Silverstein, IIRC
And I'm going to build a fake slaughterhouse, so I can save the chickens from becoming your crappy McDonalds meal.
Wait, aren't you people supposed to be boycotting McDonalds for their support of the "gay agenda" or some shit?
Are they putting something new in the food at McDonald's? This *vision* is just weird.
To a lot of fundies, though, the world is one continuous battle between good and evil. I'm not surprised by this.
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"So you think Obama will get biology to the point where we can raise fetuses to term without a human mother? "
I second that "sweet!" As a female not looking forward to the (probably eventual for me) physical aspects of childbirth - I'll admit I'm selfish and a weenie that way - that would be awesome.
I was under the impresion fundies where agains hard drugs..
Wait, no, it was not a bad trip, just stupidity xD
Wow. So... Illegally adopting preemies--lets not even get into the reality that most abortions take place when there is no viable fetus to speak of--is like waiting for an order of chicken strips?
This one is crazier than the average fundie. And that's saying a lot.
What you don't realize is that when you pulled over, they were replacing your real chicken strips with fake ones. The real ones were raised under heat lamps and then adopted out to a nice family of char-broiled fillets who will engage their adopted strips, nuggets, and popcorn-sized bites (both white and dark meat - they're all Kroc's children) in a healthy balance of college preparatory activities, household responsibilities, and whimscal fun. Enjoy your deep-fried chinchilla-uh , CHICKEN strips.
(@ Illuminatalie: Your comment is awesome!)
Erm, the fetus can not be sustained outside the womb. It's hard enough to sustain it inside the womb the first 15 weeks.
Those who have been born at 23 weeks, and survived, are seriously underdeveloped, both physically and mentally, and most never catch up fully. So if you want to raise a hord of asthmatic, slow-witted, blind children who might not live, be my guest. But it seems horrible to me.
It sounds like he believes that women will get pregnant just to be able to have an abortion. If there really was a possibility to transplant a fetus to another woman, I think most women would choose that option, rather than an abortion.
It's your English that is an abortion.
BTW, Obama won. Life sucks. I hope you enjoyed the chicken strips, though.
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