olivery2k #wingnut

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i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out. as i sat there watching the door through my mirror i thought about how it would be if obama wins. there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead. they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough. itll be illegal because the mother chose to kill it and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it. i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it just like i was watching the mcdonalds door.

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old comment by Eden

Sounds like they have to invent an artificial womb first, that can keep fetuses alive in their ealiest stages of development and sustain it till the time when it could live outside of the womb.

And to be honest, if they would be bright enough to accomplish such a task that to date no scientist has managed to accomplish, they should also be bright enough to discover that, instead of illeagel fake abortion clinics they should better found things like fetus adoption clinics, where mothers (who would have aborted their kid otherwise) get the fetus surgically removed and put into an artificial womb and afterwards don´t have to care about it anymore, as, after "birth" the kid is free for adoption.

old comment by tracer

"i ordered chicken srips today and they told me to pull up and wait for them to finsh cooking and theyd bring them out."

If they do that, they're cheating.

Fast food restaurant chains have a timer on their drive-through service, so that Corporate can check up on which ones aren't living up to their standards. The timer starts when you place your order, and ends when you drive away from the take-out window.

If they're telling you to pull around front, they're trying to cheat the timer and make it look like you're getting your food faster than you actually did.

Report this activity to their Corporate overlords. Trust me, they'll NEVER tell you to pull around front and wait again.

old comment by Illuminatalie

That's real interesting. When I was waiting for my coffee the other day, I stared at the floor and thought about what the world would be like if people carved head-sized holes in loaves of bread, and wore them like hats. And if you saw someone on the street you would say "Nice crouton!" and if you forgot to say that, someone else would point and laugh and say "Crust Geek!" and you would kind of blush and apologize but the vibe would be ruined so you would improvise a musical symphony using mexican jumping beans that were miked and fed into the local ice cream truck that drives around with a large contingent of ant-human hybrids that live off the sugar fumes that are emitted by the motor which was designed by aliens but now they are hiding in area 51.

“i ordered chicken srips today”
What in the holy fuck does the chicken strip story have to do with your fantasy of Obama World?

"there would be fake abortion clinics that save the fetus insted of killing it and the mother things its dead.”
I THINK she’d notice if there were a dozen experts involved in safely removing the fetus and transferring it to a life-support vessel…

"they raise them on machines and secrely adopt them out when theyre big enough.”
Um… Why?
The cost of keeping an unwanted fetus alive outside the host is phenomenal, and not yet possible. For fraction of that cost they could hire twenty women to have a baby and put it up for government adoptions, with legal contracts.

"…and we saved it and we'd be risking every thing but itd be worth it.”
OOOOOOH! You think that the GOOD GUYS would be saving these abortions because Obama would, um, what? Allow abortions unimpeded?
So you’d just acquire the technology necessary, that has been invented yet, and talk a whole bunch of medical professionals into risking their licenses for some MAJOR malpractice lawsuits, so that you can feel good about telling god what you did for (checks notes)… Um, babies he doesn’t care about. I mean, really, there’s no stricture against abortion in the Bible. In fact, in Numbers 5, it’s directed.

“i would be watching the fake abortion clnic door waiting to see the baby i saved from murder by adopting it”
Um, yeah. That’s not creepy at all, hanging out in the parking lot of a fake abortion clinic. Funded by magic, with magic technology, saving fictional blots of cells…

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