"I seem to recall somebody actually DID an "Atheists Say the Darndest Things" site once.
Didn't last long, though. More's the pity."
As with this example, and despite our protestations to the contrary, I guess we Atheists Don't Say The Weirdest Crap after all. And fundies like Whispering Grace are the most bollockless, yellow streak a light-year wide, cowardly, hide under their 'faith' security blankie, streaks of weasel piss examples of subhumanity that dare infect our clean, sacred, superior, secular world.
...unless any of them would like to give it a shot, that is (thus more yoummy quotes for we on FSTDT to feed on Nom. Nom. Nom.)
You'll make poor Yui cry if you don't! ;_;