My Chad friend's weekend report SO FAR (BRUTAL)

So I have this Chad friend, probably an 8+. He's extremely broad shouldered, has a sharp jawline and hooded blue eyes. I don't really know why he hangs out with a subhuman like me, but we met in class and did a project together and after that we kind of hit it off.

He gave me of a run down of his weekend so far (So basically just Friday night!). After dinner, his Ex messaged him and wanted him to come over - they fucked. Then he went out to the club, made out with two girls, before dancing up to a third who was so eager to fuck him that she asked him "is there like a park nearby we can go to?". He eventually went home with that girl, who was from out of town staying with her friends - fucked her - and then, when her friends came back from the club, he went to another club, met another Ex (who has a BOYFRIEND!!!), they made out on the dancefloor and then she gave him a BJ in a park... that's a Friday night in a Chad's life

This is pure suifuel, there's a world out there that we aren't even close to being a part of. Women have one nature with us, but are completely different with CHAD. It's fucking OVER!