Many times when a demon of lust comes to attack us, he also brings a evil spirit of defilement! Those two can tag team us & hurt us. A demon of defilement is a spirit that tries to push us to do, or to watch defiling things that we would normally never want to watch!
My friend has actually seen many different demons, and most of them are monsters, they look like terrible monsters!
Those demons of lust will push us to look at simple pictures of the opposite sex. Before we know it, we are looking at pics of people who have on less and less and less clothing! Now we are in big trouble.
By multiple witnesses of the demonic, the demon of lust many times looks like a frog, or a huge frog......
When you feel lustful, realize that you have a spirit that looks just like a huge frog living with you, or in you!
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What's the difference between demon and evil spirit? How come these only attack fundies? The rest of us are responsible for our own actions.
Your friend needs to see a psyciatrist, right away!
Looking at perfectly innocent pictures of people is a slipery slope for you? I look at pictures on Facebook every day. Sure, some of them are vacation pictures now, and might be of people in bathing clothes. But the next picture in line might be of people in hijabs (part of a protest against someone who tore the hijab off a pregnant woman and dashed her head into a car), so the slope seems to be in the other direction.
Frogs are terrible monsters in your eyes? I think you need to visit the shrink too.
"Those demons of lust will push us to look at simple pictures of the opposite sex. Before we know it, we are looking at pics of people who have on less and less and less clothing! Now we are in big trouble."
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Speak for yourself, Gary Feltender. I want to see more pics of Hild - the 'Daimakaicho' or Leader of Hell - with less clothing. [/Rule 34]
"By multiple witnesses of the demonic, the demon of lust many times looks like a frog, or a huge frog......
When you feel lustful, realize that you have a spirit that looks just like a huge frog living with you, or in you!"
I don't watch "Naruto", thanks. But if this is what Cthulhu brings forth into our realm of existence; the Starspawn Luhy Jistone...:
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
@Qazamir McSmarty Britches
Oh, I find that Morrigan Aensland never disappoints. :9 [/"DarkStalkers"]
You mean we can start assigning demons to everything? I want to be visited by the demon of multiple orgasms. This morning I was visited by the demon of bacon who brought along his buddy the demon of eggs. I was transported to work inside the demon of Chevrolet.
Yes, Garrett, you really do sound just that stupid.
Well then, I believe that gives Satan the upper hand against God. Now people can't even "be fruitful and multiply" (as per God's command) without inviting a demon into their soul. Ah, but there's a way to beat Satan yet! Become eunuchs. If all Christians do that then Satan will never be able to get them to lust again and they can blissfully skip their way into heaven unencumbered by any demon (or testicles, it's much easier to skip without any testicles).
A literal HORNY TOAD! LOL!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Louis Garrell...french actor!image
English Pink Floyd's David Gilmour, as a young & very tasty Adonis in the early days, before he because the "fat" one, speaking very fluent French:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWLeLkPbig&list=PL8CE466F59782EA54&index=28 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trw4Hz-JYPM&list=PL8CE466F59782EA54&index=26 image image
Of course...more Floyd related cuteness...image
@Jessie's Guitarist
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@Nimble
"Those demons of lust will push us to look at simple pictures of the opposite sex. Before we know it, we are looking at pics of people who have on less and less and less clothing! Now we are in big trouble.
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Oh, I agree. In fact, since we're on the subject, I'm somewhat surprised that Anon-e-moose missed a chance to grace us with the image of, well, an evil entity (not a demon, per se, but I don't think the OP would care) who is quite literally lust incarnate!
Courtesy of the anime Full Metal Alchemist :
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ADDENDUM: Since we've apparently moved on to posting pics of live humans, here's a cosplayer of the aforementioned Lust (who has the ability to create piercing blades from her fingertips; hence, the cosplayer's gloves):
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"My friend has actually seen many different demons, and most of them are monsters, they look like terrible monsters!"
Even post-'Transformation Sequence'...:
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...Scanty & Kneesocks kinda annihilates your argument, do they not?! [/"Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)"]
I mean, get a load of Scanty's expression; like a terminally randy tigress: she's got an itch, and she's gonna use you to scratch it with! >:3
@Kuno
I've always thought that if a certain Slovenian avant-garde group should perform in the UK, they should refer to it as the 'Laibach and Think of England' tour.
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@Da Rat Bastid
I'm more inclined towards the MILF(esque) types. "Full Metal Alchemist"'s Lust is more your 'Femme Fatale ' sort [/Evil is Sexy ]
(But Hild can swing between Evil is Sexy and the Affably Evil; her affection for her daughter Urd, and saucing up Keiichi!)
I actually have a pet frog... are you telling me he's actually a lust demon?
Because I'm not going to lie, telling people I have a pet lust demon sounds way cooler!
>> looks like a frog, or a huge frog...... <<
All things being relative, how can I tell which is the worse?
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@ Power Skunk
I am reminded of a 3D movie from the '50s; The Maze. Involves one such giant frog. Ooh, evil...EEE-VULL!
"My friend has actually seen many different demons, and most of them are monsters, they look like terrible monsters!"
Would that be your invisible friend? ... or was it really just another client you met in the Day Room?
Before we know it, we are looking at pics of people who have on less and less and less clothing! Now we are in big trouble.
What "big trouble"? I like naked women. I've never thought of that as a problem. It means my balls are still working.
Wow. So much crazy, just so much fucking crazy. Why would a demon of lust look like a frog? Wouldn't it make more sense for it to appear as a human? Unless, Garrett, you have problems other than lust... like bestiality?
"When you feel lustful, realize that you have a spirit that looks just like a huge frog living with you, or in you!"
Yeah, I think I saw that Japanese porno, too.
I'm in a bit of a dry spell right now. I wouldn't mind a visit from a lust demon!
As far as the frog thing goes... Over 30 years ago, my fundie grandmother had a book on demonology. It had a chapter on the lust demon who was depicted as a frog.
@Qazamir McSmarty Britches
I'm also sending shiny new internets to SpukiKitty (as her comment brightened my day no end!) and to Carbonated Margarine, who brings home the bacon, with his righteous return.
Hisashiburi desu, you ol' punmeister, you! b^_^d
@SpukiKitty :
Thank you, Miss SpukiKitty.
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In all seriousness, I just wanted to use the reaction shot. It was just sitting. It was like, "All the other shots have been used, and I'm just sitting here, waiting."
By the way, which one's Pink- I mean, why does Mr. Gilmour have Jessie's hat?
Huh. I always thought they would look like thin, long-haired men in heeled boots and skirts...
I'm sorry, ehst were you saying?
@Jessie's Guitarist
Havoc. >:D
@ Jessie's Guitarist
Love you too, sweetie~
@SpukiKitty :
I know that's Mr. Wright. I was commenting on your pictures you posted. I agree, he is kind of cute. Oh, who am I kidding?!?!! He's very cute! But in the same way a kid is cute.
...Can the rest of you ignore that? Besides SpukiKitty? I like exchanging comments.
@Jessie's Guitarist
Nope. MUAHAHA!
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