Heroic Bitch Who Pushed Other Bitch Off a Bridge Said That Shit was Lolz as Fuck
You know, I can really respect this mindset.
Pushing some bitch off a bridge is fucking hilarious.
Why is it illegal?
If we’re going to legalize marijuana, surely we can legalize pushing sluts off of bridges.
An 18-year-old woman said she “didn’t think about the consequences” before pushing her 16-year-old friend off a bridge that was 60 feet high equivalent to six stories in Washington state last week.
Her friend, Jordan Holgerson, suffered several broken ribs and an injured esophagus and trachea after falling into the river.
“I thought she would be fine,” the teen, Taylor Smith, told ABC News’ “Good Morning America” on Friday. Smith has been charged with reckless endangerment, according to ABC News, a charge that is punishable by up to a year in jail and up to $5,000 in fines.
Earlier this month, a video that showed Holgerson being pushed off a bridge at the Lewis River at Moulton Falls Regional Park in Vancouver went viral on social media before it was removed.
That shit was ultimo lolz.
I hate women and don’t think they’re funny, but that was truly hilarious.
Pushing stupid bitches off of bridges is like, a classic joke. Like a fart joke or a joke about someone’s dick.
It is eternal.
It will always be hilarious to push some bitch off a bridge.
If there is one thing we need more of, it is more stupid skanks getting pushed off bridges.