[From "Not the Babylon Bee"]

Somewhat after the last minute, they have proceeded with the real case against Kyle
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A bunch of peaceful protestors peacefully protested by smashing cars and setting buildings on fire

The militia showed up toting guns, Kyle among them, to stop this

The peaceful protesters felt this was extremely provocative

Kyle saw a fire, and unwisely went towards it alone carrying his gun and a fire extinguisher
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The prosecution theory is that this incident started with Kyle provoking Ziminsky, which he indeed did, and thus that Kyle had no right to self defense, because the incident was started by Kyle and the rest of the militia provoking peaceful protesters

There the protesters were peaceful destroying aggressive hostile capital, and the militia provoked them

Therefore attacking a militia man was totally legitimate

And, because provocation, they had every right to attack the militia man, and the militia man no right to self defense
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The enemy does not know that wealth and value is created. He thinks it just springs forth from the fertile soil, and evil capitalists lock it up. The enemy is a chimpanzee wandering in the urban jungle. So when he destroys stuff, he is doing a good deed and should be commended
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Envy is wanting the successful man to not have what he has. The envious are supposedly motivated by wanting the other guy’s stuff, but they want to smash it, rather than take it
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Critical race theory seems to be tightly focused on the tale that all the science, technology, and industry of western civilization was stolen from the brave and stunning warrior women of subsaharan Africa
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The faith of the Cathedral is largely a collection of rationales for envy. So the woke tend to be people who suffer passionately and extraordinarily from envy. So, peaceful protest. Carrying a gun to protect businesses is provocative