There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion.
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No one knows what causes earthquakes?
What about all those geologists who not only know WHERE earthquakes will happen, but can predict with pretty good accuracy WHEN they'll happen and how strong they'll be.
They must be using crystals instead of scientific knowledge.
Yeah, well, you know what they say about opinions.
Everybody's got one, and you're an asshole. Or something like that.
By the way, it's "Tectonic".
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists.
Teutonic plates? Never heard of them. Maybe he means the Rhine graben rift system that underlies the Rhine Valley.
Teutonic plates? I'm sure you could find some by searching through antique shops in Germany.
And by "nobody knows," don't you really mean, "I don't know?" Please don't project.
Teutonic plates:
Millions of Germans mill about just below the Earth's crust, carrying the weight of the continents on their broad shoulders.
Volcanoes happen after too much beer and spicy sausage
The only place you are likely to find Teutonic Plates is in a kitchen in Germany. Only they might call them Deutsche Teller.
But I assure you, the Germans are very civilized. They do eat off plates. Many of them put on a lot of weight, but probably not as much as fundie rednecks. So they can sound and feel a little like earthquakes as they walk around. But this has nothing to do with God. Too much Brautwurst, more likely.
He's right you know. I've never seen a Teutonic Plate. I think those dastardly scientists have been having us on. I mean, Teutonic Plates bashing together and Larvae bursting out of the earth, it just sounds so far-fetched doesn't it?
"God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion."
So your god is a cruel, mass-murdering scum bag? Thanks, but we knew that already.
Anyway, got to be a poe!
"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."
ZOMG! I laughed so hard my nose started bleeding!
"God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion."
That explains why the bishop was killed when his church fell on him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates
I'm sure you can find some on the home shopping network, probably as part of a lovely place setting.
In other news, Kathy also opines that her periods are caused by impure thoughts, wind is caused by trees waving their branches, and thunder is the sound of God speaking.
Wait wait, what if you fil a Tetonic plate full of Teutonic plate? Would the resulting jamming of movement cause an earthquake?
Ah that's it. When the German U-boats traveled to the Cribbian they stopped by Haiti and buried all the Plate mail that the Teutonic Knights used to wear. Eventually it sunk into the ground and caused the faults to become stuck. It was all a plan by the Nazis to destroy Minorities.
There is no evidence of Teutonic plates
Yes there is, there are thousand upon thousand example of both china and silverware from the german teutonic era.
it is a total fantasy of scientists
I highly doubt that there is a single scientist in the entire world that has ever suggested that.
Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes.
Tectonic plates. And there is, literally, hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of pages upon pages of evidence that confirms the tectonic plate model. You might not know what causes earthquakes, but that has more to do with you choice to remain willfully ignorant of established fact.
God caused the Earthquake, in my opinion
Your "opinion" doesn't change the nature of reality. If your "god" wantonly causes earthquakes that inevitiably lead to massive losses of life for little or no reason then your "god" is not only malevolent, but it is unworthy of worship, and certainly unworthy of the slavish devotion you demonstrate.
This is where earthquakes occured from 1990-2000. We know where they happen, but can't predict when, yet. They usually happen at plate boundaries, at subduction zones, thrusts, strike-slip faults, and rifts.image
What is this, a joke? There's as much evidence for tectonic plate theory as there is the theory of evolution-
Oh. Right. You refuse to accept that, too. Apparently, anything that requires a basic level of intelligence and ability to think anything besides "godgodgod" is beyond your tiny brain.
"Teutonic plates"
Ja, der vorld ist hollow, vith zer Turd Reich unter ze nozez of ze unschuspechtink Alliez! Zat'll mak zer Vestern Vorld schnell vith panich, unt ze valuez of ze genuwine artifischial Vedgevood platez of Der Fuhrer raus in value, ja?!
X3
[/cliche'd cultural stereotypes-R-Us; oh, and don't mention the war]
@Nowonmai
"Teutonic Plates? Do they go with the Dresden Dolls?"
I'd like them to make replicas of the dolls in the manga/anime "Rozen Maiden": Suigintou, Shinku, Hina Ichigo, Suiseiseki, Souseiseki, Kanaria, Barasuishou & Kirakishou.
'There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."
San Andreas fault. We win.
Hey moron, if Teutonic plates don't exist, then what did Teutonic Knights wear in battle? Cardboard? Also, anyone who denies the existence of Tectonic plates is a retard. Period.
You are absolutely right. German dinnerware doesn't cause earthquakes.
Nor does God. Tectonic plates, on the other hand, do.
Yeah, God totally jumped in the air, and pressed the 'Z' button and slammed the ground with his butt....oh no, that's Super Mario 64.
No, earthquakes are caused by shifting tectonic plates. My bad.
"There is no evidence of Teutonic plates, it is a total fantasy of scientists."
No, actually there were some very fine plates from German potteries in the 19th century. Sorry I have no actual evidence to show you though...
"Nobody actually knows what causes Earthquakes."
"in my opinion "
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'The ancient Romans believed that Buggery caused earthquakes'
-John Sessions (l), "QI "
Seems what's displayed behind them isn't just what he and Alan Davies are laughing at, eh Kath...?!
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