I'm convinced sex-havers are an entirely different species from me
They are aliens. Foreign. I thought sex was a myth but amateur porn has proven otherwise. How am I a 40+ virgin while Tyronasaurus Rex gets coochie at 12? Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
And I'M the terrorist for failing my biological directive not these sex-havers that rub it in your face with porn and lockER room/lunch discussions. It's like dangling food in front of a starving pERson.
Just get a job and be content. EvERything will work itself out. Not evERyone gets to expERience one of the greatest pleasures of which the human body is capable.