While our sign features a rather cute, well-fed and clean frog, don’t be fooled. Various commentators confirm this is symbolic language, representing many things, including:
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Have you seen this guy personally, aaa?
Ya know, I'm surprised people don't offer him as a stop on a bus tour of Kansas. "Walk this way, and you can pose with the Crazy Man of Topeka!" "If I could walk that way..."
Frogs come from and live in mud, representing those who are born in sin and live in pollution;
Since when did frogs live in mud? What about tree frogs, and such. Also, frogs come from tadpoles, that 'come from' water.
Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards;
So drinking water is a sin? Didn't Jesus walk on water?
Frogs swell in size and distend their cheeks, like those
Swell in size? It's called GROWING, you swelled in size after you were born Phelps. And their cheeks...IT'S CALLED BREATHING
Frogs represent impudence; and,
How, they run away whenever I see one.
Frogs are loathsome.
Yeah all those frogs be hatin'.
OK, see, as a keeper and lover of herps myself this gets my second DIAF. Go bother someone else's pet. You don't see me using cats as the root of all evil, but they sure do make one great argument via my allergies.
So, frogs, created by god, are evil now, eh, Mr. Phelps? You have truely gone off the deep end. Thank you for showing us that fundamentalist xtianity is complete bullshit.
As a big fan of frogs, I think this is the first post I've ever read hear that really hurt me.
But then I have to remember who this is coming from and wipe it away.
I'm all better now. It was just a tiny sting, not worth caring about.
GOD HATES FROGS !!!!!
I'm not even joking when I say this is probably the best thing I have ever read ever. I mean I always knew the guy was nuts but WOW ... just, wow.
Frogs drink ?? Like ... actual alcohol ?? I think you're just confused because you walked past the local Irish pub the 'Frog and whistle' and heard tin whistle music from inside.
"Frogs swell in size and distend their cheeks, like those who are prideful"
"Frogs come from and live in mud... "Frogs live in water... "
Make up your mind, you insane fucktard.
Frogs are cool, but not as cool as toads. Both are superior to Freddie, who really needs to croak about now. And the rest of his clan can hop it, too.
Frogs eat insects. This could threaten the Westoro Baptist Church with extinction, through natural selection. Fred Phelps ending up as frog excrement at the bottom of a pond, more thaan any form of preaching, could get millions of atheists to believe in God.
Projection much?
Poor frog though
You forget to mention that frogs come from tadpoles, which look like the sperm that the FAGS DISCHARGE INTO EACH OTHERS FAG RECTUMS! GOD HATES AMERICA, HALLELUJAH! THANK GOD FOR 9/11!!!! THANK GOD FOR KATRINA!!!! PRAY FOR MORE DEAD TROOPS!
Also, frogs eat insects, which can symbolize THE FILTHY FAG FECES THAT CONTAMINATE THE COMMUNION WAFERS OF THOSE MARY-WORSHIPPING FAG LOVERS AT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!!!! GOD HATES CATHOLICS-YOU"LL ALL BURN IN HELL WITH JOHN PAUL II, THAT COTEMPTUOUS, WHITED SEPULCHRE-- AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!
" Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards;"
Alcoholics live in water? The YMCA must be their spawning grounds, then.
*thinks about that for a moment* ... No way am I going near those pools....
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*cries at the stupidity*
You generally don't nickname "loathsome things" as "pinkletinks" (what Northern Spring Peepers are called on Martha's Vineyard)...
EDIT: That nickname will make more sense when you HEAR them...
http://www.dnr.state.md.us/wildlife/peepchor.wav
LOL @ MeltedRubberSoul:
You guys have seriously jumped the shark. These little pronouncements have gotten to the point where they're nothing more than self-parody.
But I'll tell you what, Princess: If Obama proves to be the Anti-Christ, as you claim on the GHA site, than we'll find out for sure in...ohhhh....about 42 months. Until then, there's no need to fear self-proclaimed prophets who don't speak factually.
(Pssst, kitty cat - what was the name of the news program where Elizabeth Edwards supposedly blasphemed God? You guys condemned her for this, and yet you're quite shy in providing details that can be fact-checked. It's odd: you guys are against anal sex, but yanking "facts" from your asses is perfectly fine.)
Dude, if drunkards drunk *water*, there wouldn't be a problem.
Frogs represent impudence? WTF?
And no, they are not "loathsome". Lots of frogs are beautifully colored, especially tropical ones.
As any decent alcoholic will tell you, drinking water and booze are completely different.
EDIT: Remind me to take one of Freddie's daughter's virginity.
[ Frogs come from and live in mud, representing those who are born in sin and live in pollution; ]
Anyone with a basic 5th grade education knows that frogs can also live in trees and rainforests.
[ Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards; ]
I didn't relize drinking water made you a drunk.
[ Frogs swell in size and distend their cheeks, like those who are prideful; ]
Like you?
[ Frogs represent impudence; and,
Just like you guys.
At the next counterprotest to one of the Phelps family's bids for attention, I hope a bunch of people wear green and holler "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit"!
Frogs are loathsome.
Says who?
So Phelps is so against drinking, he thinks drinking water is a sin?
He obviously doesn't practise what he preaches or he'd be dead by now.
BTW, frogs are cute. I have pet frogs. He forgot to mention that frogs are the ID example of evolution (a frog transforms from a tadpole), that's probably why he hates them so much.
Hey Fred,
Why don't you strap yourself to your bed with a bullet proof vest on and shoot yourself in the head. But, this time could you actually blow your head off. Lay off the barbituates, maybe you won't miss this time. Hey, at least your family will be happy you're dead and picket your funeral. Come on make them proud. DIE
MysticalChicken: so cute! Makes me think that, if it exists, god is definitely a woman.
The heck did that come from???!
I mean seriously, that came out of nowhere at speed, like the bus heading for the cyclist on Hyde Park Corner...
Ok, Fred Phelps hates frogs... that's an important note. Now I'm gonna need several crates of bullfrogs, the biggest I can get, and a plane ticket to Topeka...
Trust me, it's not because your sign features a frog that people think you are prideful, impudent, loathsome drunkards...
Frogs come from eggs that are incubated in the water, not the mud.
Frogs that live in the water don't have any need to drink the water.
Frogs swell a pouch under then jaws, as a way to communicate.
Frogs represent nothing, but frogs.
Frogs, unlike you and your spawn, are not loathesome.
Freddie, you are so fucked in the head.
Lotta frog-lovers here. Fred's just jealous that frogs are more popular than he'll ever be.
I thought MeltedRubberSoul was joking... I certainly laughed at it as a perfect parody of their ridiculous rhetoric (if it can be dignified with such a term). Who can take such "argument" seriously?
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God hates frogs now Fred?
1/7/2009 8:57:13 PM
in other words Phelps message is "God hates everyone but MEEEEE!!!!!! cause I'm special and superior to everyone else!"
First, pictures aren't language.
1. They're born in water. Get your basic facts right. And I thought you fundies liked polluting the Earth?
2. Oh yeah, I've gotten drunk on water so many times.
3. No, prideful people don't keep their cheeks puffed like a retarded squirrel. They just act condescending.
4. How? They just hop around and eat insects. In what world is that impudent?
5. Failed to represent this: Frog is cute, clean, and not too fat or small.
All in all, you failed.
Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards;
Budweiser commercials are not documentaries!
Also, you are a drunkard if you are drinking water? Really?
OK, then I will stick to beer, wine and scotch, thank you.
(OT, more or less: Did I understand that correctly, frogs do not drink at all? I have to google that when I am back home. The stuff you learn here
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While the one holding the signs features a rather cute, well-fed and clean fred, don’t be fooled. Various commentators confirm this is symbolic language, representing many things, including:
Fred Phelpses come from and live in shit, representing those who are hyper-fundie and live in mental pollution; Fred Phelpses are loathsome Closet Cases.
The easiest answer is: LOL.
Because a more "Biblical respectable animal", like hmm let's say sheep, doesn't drink water, its coat is not full of nets and feces if not regularly cared for, and ... water is not ethanol, chemistry 101.
You may have distended your cheeks a little too far this time...
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