Terri Parsons #fundie #wingnut youtube.com

We take hold of every seat, Lord, that you assigned. Lord, somehow we are asking you to move that to a majority for righteousness... And I’m asking you to strip Nancy Pelosi of her position there and reduce that majority to a minority, in the name of Jesus. We ask you, and we agree together and declare that the House [of Representatives] becomes a majority of righteous representation.

Lord, whatever it takes to bring that to pass, we lay hold of a majority. In the name of Jesus, we take it. You said whatsoever we asked for; that’s ours to ask for. That’s ours to ask for. That belongs to us. So, we take it. We take that House for a righteous majority.

Lord, we asked for 220 seats, righteous voting seats, in the name of Jesus. No less than 220 righteous voting seats. We call it.

I’m calling for some party switchers in Jesus’s name. I want you to get a list of every Democrat representative in the House and call them out and pray for them by name. We pray for their salvation. Some of them may be saved. Well, if they are, they need to wake up because saved people don’t kill babies. Saved people read their Bibles.

I call you in now. We call you in because the love of God, if you want to keep your job, you got to come to the Lord. I claim the House. I claim the House. We take the House. We take the House. We take the House. We take the House. We take the big house. We’re taking the big house. In the name of Jesus, we’re taking the big house, the White House.

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