In recent years, TIVE has played a role in the majority of mass shootings at schools. Early evidence indicates TIVE also played a role in the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Only on the parallel-universe Earth where…
…money bills are made of the same type of paper as newspapers.
…the myth that Christopher Columbus was a lone round-Earther surrounded by flat-Earthers never arose.
…in some countries it’s illegal to mix whisky with Coca-Cola.
…there’s the movie Attack Of The Grizzpion, about a grizzly-bear sized creature that’s half grizzly bear, half scorpion.