Oh, trust me, I could design a better universe in my sleep.
Universe patch notes:
1. Humans now excrete dried pellets. Diarrhea does not exist.
2. Cancer has been patched out, as have lethal infectious diseases.
3. Human lifespan tripled.
4. Human aggression towards other humans severely reduced.
5. Humans who attempt to rape other humans experience crippling nausea and dizziness.
6. Introduced 'consensual tentacle sex' into real life.
7. 'Politician' is now a banned class.
8. Humans can now change sex at will.
9. Humans now need approximately 1/100th the food intake for survival. Conversely, food production of plants boosted 500%.
10. 'Food deserts' patched out.
11. Female orgasm rendered much simpler to achieve.
12. Patched 'misogyny' and 'racism' traits out of the human psyche.
13. Clarified all aspects of post-mortal existence, opened up infinite post-physical realms to explore.
14. 'Addiction' status patched out.
15. Additional patches will be added on a as-needed basis.