“Literally the only reason why Netflix is considering casting Aslan as a woman in their planned Narnia adaptation …is because CS Lewis is no longer here to sue their asses off.”
You English poorly. So you’re LITERALLY saying that at the pitch meeting, someone suggested Aslan be a woman. And when they asked, ‘Why?’ they said, ‘Because we can’t be sued if we do.’
I have doubts that is the only motivation.
“and blatantly sticking the middle finger to an explicitly christian piece of media in the process”
I would think a blatant ‘fuck you’ to Christainity would be to film one of those stories where Satan turns out to be the good guy…
“I am so tired of non-christians appropriating my religion for their dumbass woke ideas.”
But, I’ve read the lines Jesus is said to have said. He championed the weak, the oppressed, the poor, the refugees. The ‘woke-ass agenda’ is from your religion.
Seethe in impotence, you thin-skinned, self-important, entitled piece of irreligious shit.
“The people who do stuff like this are such a load of disrespectful hypocrites it’s insane.”
Dude, your whole religion is plagiarized. Your holidays are stolen. Your myths are appropriated. Cry me a fucking river.
“This story was never theirs to modify this fashion”
I have to assume they bought the rights, so, yes, it is.
“and to take an explicitly christian piece of media and twist it to suit their narrative is downright insulting.”
Insulting CHRISTAINS!?!?! Oh, NOES! Think of all the Free Publicity by pissing y’all off!
“I am not here for the analog for my Lord and Savior being played by Meryl Streep when it’s supposed to directly represent Jesus.”
Then YOU should have bought the rights, and cast some homeless Palestinian…