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my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh? airborne aids! then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!

Jeremiah Russell Humphries #fundie facebook.com

All those idiots who believe in global warming should just wake up and smell the damn coffee. God promised never to send another freakin' flood, so why are these alarmists worried about temperature increases?

Uh, yeah Al Gore, we are called to "take dominion" over this world, so why do you want to give this ball of rock the red carpet treatment?

Matt Bristley #fundie facebook.com

Science is based on the Bible, without objective truth as a basis for doing science, science is pointless. For example, without presupposing that man's reason is created by God and thus dependable, you can't do science. That's why Hindu lands aren't into science that much, b/c they don't have Christian foundations for thinking that man is rational, and his rationality is dependable.

Science depends on Biblical presuppositions. Get over it.

Rami Abdul Megeed #fundie facebook.com

Splitting of the moon, Mentioned in the Quran, Proved today by science. Curing of diseases, Cancer cured by reading Quranic verses. Water (This is a strange one) when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes. As real as it gets i believe.

All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked

Ben Jamin A Foote (Lansing / East Lansing, MI) #fundie facebook.com

Masturbation can sometimes be wrong and it can sometimes not. If you masturbate thinking about how pretty the flowers are and how you want a puppy, essentially that's not wrong. But most times, that is not the case. I believe that when one masturbates a high percentage of the time they are fantasizing about a sexual partner therefore making masturbation lust. Lust, as the Bible states, is a sin. But masturbation is something that people in general should stay away from because it's hard not to lust whilst doing it.

Dave Linsalata #fundie facebook.com

Global Warming is only for Atheists

The only people who believe in this garbage, are people who don't believe in God.

People who believe in God realize God is in control of the elements and it is God who is responsible for the order of the Universe.

God is going to put an end to the Universe with fire, reserved for the day of judgement and Ungodly men. This will happen but not anytime soon. Christ will rule the nations for 1,000 years and there will be peace on earth. Awhile after that reign is over, the earth will be destroyed.

Hadeel Abed #fundie facebook.com

[More teddy bear nonsense.]

No talk of release! Why do we show them mercy? How will the non-believer ever learn if we allow for such lenity whenever Islam is defiled? May she pay with her vile head!

[Later on...]

You my friend Kashmiri are the phony! You are the heretic! Why was there a teddy bear in a classroom? Hello? Why was a woman "instructing" males? Is this a school or a Zionist brothel? Wake up!

[PLEASE let this guy be a troll.]

I do not intend to upset you Rama, nor anyone else. The truth of the matter is that this Gillian Gibbons is an instrument of the Zionist entity. Do not temper your faith with that of the non-believer.

Kyle Michelson #fundie facebook.com

We're not allowed to read Dawkin's book. It's been banned because it's blasphemous. The Watchtower Society uses this kind of logic, and since they're directed by angels who are the mouthpiece of God, this is God's logic. The logic of God is so profound that it's impossible to comprehend, therefore we must accept that it's perfect and not question it. How's that for logic?

Tris Miles #fundie facebook.com

And as regards to literal physical miracles, apart from the ones recorded and witnessed in the bible, they stll happen today, only in much bigger scale. You don't hear about it on the news, because who would believe it anyway!?? Nonetheless, the dead are still raised, the sick are healed, and the broken hearted restored. Don't believe me, ask the 200,000,000 million Chinese Christains.

If your deist can't do any of those things, that is a very insignificant, powerless god you believe in

Horatio Foxwood III #fundie facebook.com

"Recently my friend brought his dog (a boy dog) over to my house. I too have a dog that is a boy. I thought it would be fun for them to meet. Lord, I wish I'd never done that. My dog tried to... umm... "lie with" my friend's dog. In fact, I think they actually made love, because they were together a long time before my friend finally brought the water hose and we squirted them apart.

I've asked Jesus to forgive me for owning such a sinful beast. Since I could not explain the nature of sin to my dog, Jesus laid it on my heart to have my dog put to sleep, so it would not continue a sinful lifestyle.

So today I noticed that the new Facebook gift is a puppy in a box and I'm really sad because my dog is dead. Has anyone else had to deal with something like this?

PS - some of my liberal friends think I shouldn't have put my dog to sleep. IDK, what do u guys think?"

Horatio Foxwood III #fundie facebook.com

"Recently my friend brought his dog (a boy dog) over to my house. I too have a dog that is a boy. I thought it would be fun for them to meet. Lord, I wish I'd never done that. My dog tried to... umm... "lie with" my friend's dog. In fact, I think they actually made love, because they were together a long time before my friend finally brought the water hose and we squirted them apart.

I've asked Jesus to forgive me for owning such a sinful beast. Since I could not explain the nature of sin to my dog, Jesus laid it on my heart to have my dog put to sleep, so it would not continue a sinful lifestyle.

So today I noticed that the new Facebook gift is a puppy in a box and I'm really sad because my dog is dead. Has anyone else had to deal with something like this?

PS - some of my liberal friends think I shouldn't have put my dog to sleep. IDK, what do u guys think?"

Jarad Christian #fundie facebook.com

The Crusades was not an act of Christianity. It was a ridiculous act committed by the Catholics. Don't blame Christianity for the mistakes that the Catholic church made. Same thing with the Inquisition. These were not Christians. In fact, during the Inquistition, a lot of Christians died for owning the Bible in their own language. Who's the history buff now? All of the wars, all of the acts that you're talking about were done by the Catholic church long ago, NONE of which is in any way attributed to Christianity. Christianity does not condone such acts.

Bryce Kuhlers #fundie facebook.com

is there evidence of unicorns being real? No

But there is for Hell.

One man had this vision of being in hell for only four hours, but he described it as such: a thirst unqeunchable, insects and rodents on his body, open flesh wounds, burning, cant' see because it is so dark. Think about that. The guys body was Burning! rotting flesh. He heard many cries for some help, but no one came. couldn't see them at all.

Gabor Smith #fundie facebook.com

the problem with everyone on this earth is they think too much. Before Satan came into this world our ability to know knowledge and think was not needed because we could feel God. The more people "think" the more they turn away from God. Think about it, it's true. Satan gave us the power to think about the world around us. The more we think, the more we turn to him. Atheists anyone? Am I the only one in the world who realizes this?

Joseph Christie #fundie facebook.com

Why are scientists out to get Christians? ... why do scientists always try to disprove that the Son of God walked on the Earth. I never have heared anyone try to disprove Buddha or Mohhamed. It's like non-believers are trying to find evidence that supports their theories, when there is documentation that supports the fact that God came to Earth in human form. That documentation is the Bible.

Emily May #fundie facebook.com

If there is no God, why then do the most remote countries and tribes believe in some sort of god? because they know that one is there. atheism is only found in the "educated" countries and where faith in God has become less sanctified.

Andy Blair #fundie facebook.com

Creationists agree with evolutionists about natural selection and adaptation. This has been observed. However, any creationist with any sort of biology or zoology background will be able to tell you that natural selection, speciation, and adaption are quite different from evolution.

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