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Worst job as an incel - high school teacher?

What job could possibly be more painful to have as an incel, than being a fucking HS teacher? Not only will you lack the authority over a larger group when you're short (most likely) and quite hideous, but also just seeing all the shit will bring back so many memories...
Imagine walking the hallways, watching the hs chads mess around with the girls. Probably you'll even hear the girls gossip about how they're gonna get fucked by some chad later... Also seeing all these beta-soyboys orbiting these girls would drive me crazy.

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The real reason it would be bad for an incel to a high school (or any) teacher is that he will almost certainly attempt to sexually assault a female student at some point.

You could teach at a boys-only school.

If the background check doesn't find your internet history...

You'd be a terrible teacher if this is the part you concentrate on.

Once again incels reveal that they believe that high school (and in fact society) works just like in highly stereotypical teen dramas, instead of real life. The only difference being that they won’t ever get the girl in the end.

Hitler was pretty short. Putin is no giant. Are you saying those two lack/lacked authority? Authority is all in your personality, nitwit. I’ve had tall teachers that was completely ignored by the class, and I have had short teachers that kept the class spellbound.

Quite hideous? What, have you had the jaw blown off by a gun-shot? A big red mark across half the face? Abnormally big and purple-blue lips and nose? A cleft palate that was never fixed? Or are you just nondescript, slightly below average?

Seeing all the shit? Perhaps you will see what the rest of us already know. EVERYONE feels left out in HS, EVERYONE has memories of being bullied now and then, EVERYONE yearns for a boy or girl that was not interested in them.

Flirting in the hallways is not the same as “getting fucked”. Women don’t have sex with everyone they smile at. And, women in general very much want to do the fucking, we don’t want to “get fucked”.

You would probably rather hear the girls say “Look at that Chad over there, thinks he’s all that, thinks we’re interested in his fake muscles. Let’s go talk to Beto instead, he’s nice and won’t be panting and pawing all over us”.

Well…nobody’s forcing you to take the job. Being a teacher has a lot of responsibility, because you’re influencing young people who will wear that influence in later life. So go and work in a records office, instead, where you can hide behind lots of computers and files.

It would be better for the kids, too.

“What job could possibly be more painful to have as an incel, than being a fucking HS teacher?”
Screening nurse for an OBGYN practice.

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, when we have sex, I experience-”
“GOD DAMN IT! Why do you whores CONSTANTLY rub my face in the fact that you’ve chosen to have sex!??! Why do you think i want to know that someone else made the cut?”

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, after my pregnancy-”
“Yes, fuck it, you’ve been knocked up! By a guy! Who CARES!?!? Every other cunt that comes in here points out that she’s not a virgin and I am! I’m so TIRED of this shit!”

“Okay, and what brought you in today?”
“Well, My IUD fell out and-”
“You DEGENERATE bitch! I hope you get hit by a bus when you leave here.”

“My, you look hot. What brought you in today?”
“I think I have a yeast infection and-”
“OH! Ew! GOD! No, don’t SHOW me! Fuck! How can I ever look at one of those after- EW!”

Actually, This could be a TV show. Or a recurring segment on something. Pick an incel off the street, dress him as a medical student, give him a clipboard and tell him he gets to see naked women between their arriving and seeing the doctor.
Then tell the women it’s a game show, see if they can make the incel throw up for cash prizes. Every second he stays in the exam room you lose five dollars…

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