SoyBugDestroyer, kuubii #racist #fundie reddit.com

Nah, Jesus was Aryan. Healing people and giving them food for free? Talking about loving everybody and forgiving your enemies? He even called the Jews “children of the Devil” (John 8:44) and they murdered him for it.

Black Jesus would have been raised by a single mother who was on government assistance from the Roman Empire. When Black Jesus got older, he’d gather his 12 “bruthaz” in the “squad” around and share wisdom such as “the meek can suck a dick and only those with the biggest booty hoes will inherit the earth. All the romans is raycis af this whole system designed to keep a Hebrew Israelite down. We gots to fight back and kill some Romans, ya’ll niggas feel me?” Mary Magdalene would then say “damn you cute” and twerk for everyone as his squad all raised their fists and chanted “ooga booga”, “facts”, and “Das rite!!” He’d have called anybody who disagreed with him racist and probably would have tried to jump Caiaphas outside the temple for “talkin shit.” Can you imagine a black man quietly standing still as another man insults him and accuses him of all kinds of crimes in a court of law? 😏 If you think Jesus was a kang you’re out of your mind lol.

(((people))) are posting this on AHS but you're right

https://biblicisminstitute.wordpress.com/2014/07/27/jesus-was-not-a-jew/

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