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i][From "Honorable Chinese THOT Patroller Scripts Facial Recognition Tool for Amateur Pornsluts"]

This Chinese programmer showers the Chinese people with GREAT HONOR.

His heroic creation and intentions will not be forgotten.

Daily Mail

A user on China’s popular social media website Weibo claims that he has developed an algorithm that can match the faces of porn actors with their social media profiles.

As reported by Vice, the user who purports to be living in Germany said his software has ‘successfully identified more than 100,000 young ladies‘ which he then used to create a searchable database.

In a Twitter post which has since gone viral, a PhD student at Stanford details the users claims in a post.

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While Vice reports that the creator and his friends intended for the tool to be used by men who are engaged to women that they suspect of being featured in porn on the internet, or what he calls the ‘right to know on both sides of the marriage,’ he has since rolled back some of those claims.

In subsequent statements, he claims that the platform is to be used by women who suspect that explicit videos of them have been uploaded to the internet without their consent.

This is how we officially start the THOT Patrol agency.

Once we have facial recognition data for women featured in porn videos, we can do multiple things with it.

1. Create a “THOT/WHORE/SLUT or Not” website

We could have a site called something like www.thotornot.com to let men search the database by uploading a picture.

Think of Google’s reverse image search, except instead of finding similar images and instances of the image, you upload the face of a woman and you get search results if she’s featured in porn videos.

Take that one step further and…

2. Have a “Coalburner or Not” function

Once you identify their face in a porn video, it may not be too complicated to let the database know the likelihood of a brown or black being featured in that video.

But why stop there? Have the thing not only search for porn videos, but also search social media pictures of them where blacks and browns are also featured, so you not only get results if they’re featured in a porn video but also if they have any social media images with browns or blacks.

3. Make a THOT-Patrolling AI to automatically Patrol THOTS

A program can be running that constantly scans social media for new profiles and porn sites for new uploads, and cross-references facial recognition to find matches. Once it finds a match, have the AI send automatic emails and messages to the social media contacts of the whore with links to her porn videos (you’d have to work around being labeled as spam though).

It could also scan existing videos and social media profiles to create an even larger database, but that would probably need even more space to store that information. The possibility is there though.

An AI that automatically identifies whores and informs their family about their whoring would be world-shaking.

Why stop there? Pictures where alcohol or drunk people are present and pictures of whoring parties are okay too. The kind of pictures that would be shameful.

4. Make women scared of whoring on the Internet

Whores gonna whore, but we can make them terrified of whoring on the Internet.

They’d be scared of posting pictures and videos of themselves, and terrified of other people taking pictures and videos of them.

We could kick whores off of the Internet.

“BEGONE THOT!”

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