Evolution was Vladimir Ilich Lenin’s problem. Lenin lead the Bolshevik Revolution in 1917 and took over Russia. He killed the Zar [sic] and his family in cold blood. There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.
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There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.
Did Hovind miss the fall of the Soviet Union? While Putin is hardly a paragon of democracy, communism fell twenty years ago.
Lysenko, the favorite of Stalin, was head of Soviet agriculture for many decades. He was opposed to genetics. Lysenko totally ignored Darwin and was opposed to Western science. He imposed a bizarre Lamarkian theory onto Soviet agriculture, often by force, for decades with disastrous results. Most of what he did between the 20's and the 60's was fraudulent - covering up the failure of his harebrained theories. During the Cold War, the US often exported grain to the Soviet Union to cover their losses on the theory that a well-fed enemy was less dangerous than one that was starving to death.
Why does anyone listen to Hovind?
WTF?!
Evolution=/=Communism.
who was the "Zar", never heard him unless you mean Zar Zar Garbor, but I didn't realize that Lenin killed her, unless you mean John Lenin. I'm confused with this take ob history. disturbed also.
The worst non-sequitur in history. Evolution is not a "problem" to Lenin. It was, in the sense you're applying, Marx's communist manifesto, written two decades before The Origin of the Species. You fail.
There would not be communism in Russia today if had not been for Charles Darwin's book on evolution.
Yeah, and it was nothing at all to do with massacres of conscripted peasants and continuous losses in the great war, zero political freedom, inept heads of state, mass starvation and an industrial and economic dark age. Whatever you say, pal.
However bad the Soviet Union may have been, one would do well to remember that it was still an improvement on the previous regime.
If all that's not enough to convince you of your epic, epic failure, here's the clincher: Das Kapital was published two years before Darwin's Origin, and the Communist Manifesto nineteen years earlier than that.
And the KKK wouldn't exist if it weren't for white Christians. What's your point, Kent?
Of course I, unlike you, actually know what I'm talking about. The KKK actually does consist entirely of whites professing Christianity and divine blessing; communism, on the other hand predates "On the Origin of Species" by several years.
Vero non possum rationem hoc in argumento cernere. Dic mihi, si tibi placet, quomodo Communismus et generum discursio contingunt. Certe, magnum mihi mysterium est.
The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848 c.e.
The Origin of Species was published in 1859 c.e.
Without using the word Tardis explain how your bullshit claim is possible Kent.
Time isn't a straight line, like you think it is. When viewed objectively, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey...stuff. That one got away from me. Sorry.
See? I did it without saying 'Tardis'.
D'oh!
1917 - The Orig. Dixieland Jass <sic> Band (ODJB) makes the first "Jazz" recording.
And that, children, was the true cause of the Communist Revolution.
Hey, it makes as much sense.
Eskimo
You fail at history.
Kent Hovind is simply stark, raving mad. If it were only that, I could pity him. But he insists on enjoining others to be as insane as he is. And what's astounding is that there are so many other people who are willing to join him in his madness.
~David D.G.
Naturally, he did it because of evolution...
Not because the Bourgeois were living lives of luxury while sending ordinary men to their deaths in a war that they had no say in while ignoring the living standards of people.
Likewise the French Revolution is due to Solar Centricism and Round Earth theory...
Why stop at tenuous links when we can cavort in total lunacy!
Did kh always have difficulties with grammar and spelling, or is this a new development?
According to Wikipedia, this is nothing new:
"Bartelt noted that Hovind's dissertaton is incomplete (contains four chapters totaling 101 pages, but Hovind's introduction claims the work is 250 pages with 16 chapters), of low academic quality, poor writing, poor spelling, poor grammatical style, pages are repeated, references are absent, and it is not original work with original ideas."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_hovind#Controversy_over_education
Boy, communism and evolution are so totally related, aren't they.
Hovind, you forgot to mention that it was also evolution that killed Bambi's mother.
I thought Lenin had very different problems, like class and social issues, than a mere mundane biological process. Evolution happens, whether Darwin's book exist or not, ya know.
Besides, the title of the "imperial" family of Russia was the Tsar , and Lenin didn't kill them himself. If the Tsar had been more lenient, more cooperative, towards the public, there would also not have been Communism in Soviet.
One could dispute whether there really is Communism in Russia today. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is much more similar to the Tsars, than to the Communist party leaders of old.
He's also ignoring the totalitarian states of kingdoms, the Holy Roman Empire, Dynastys the world over. Communism was tame compaired to many and pretty benevolant compared to the previous rule of the Russian Orthodox church, the last heyday of dark ages theocracy.
Kent 'Oh, Mark 12:17 doesn't apply to me!' Hovind was thrown in the can in early 2007.
If this is what all that arseraping by Bubba & co. had done to his mind at this already early stage of his incarceration, I daren't imagine what it'll be reduced to, when he's released next year! XP
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