What ice age?
Topographical damage attributed to the movement of ice was actually caused by the world-wide Noahic flood.
Fact.
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That would only be the case if the Noachian flood
A relationship between the two might be likely if the volume of Agassiz was indeed as large as calculated, that is, enough to raise the global sea level by a handful of meters.
There was no magical hebrew zoo ship on the horizon thirteen thousand years ago.
From the third floor of the Citibank office building in Slough you can see 3 different continents
Fact.
Christians are forbidden to eat glass
Fact.
Twinkies are made from kittens
Fact.
All television programmes are made by microscopically small people who live inside the box. The screen is actually a large magnifying glass
Fact.
Gee, this new game of 'Call any old load of bollocks a Fact' is great fun.
10 to 1 that leroy uses the "The world is always going through warming and cooling phases." argument to naysay human contributions to global warming. And we shouldn't be too surprised when he throws in the "Besides, we're on the verge of a new ice age." argument for good measure. Fact.
@Vesper - Slartibartfast wasn't it? :-)
Shouldn't you at least have the "Fact" at the end of the sentence? Not in the next paragraph.
So, the flood pushed enormous amonts of soil and pieces of rock together to make bolder-ridges? How, exactly?
Vesper said "Everyone knows that God was only the general contractor of Earth's creation. The fjords are merely the result of a over eager subcontractor who's name is unimportant. "
Hey a little more respect. After all, he won an award for Norway.
*Don't Panic*
No, Mr. Coolbreeze, it's spelled F-A-R-T.
It's the sound you make when you pull things out of your ass.
@WhiteNoise :
The real question is of course: Why are there no fjords on the African coasts?
The people in China and India managed to just go on with their lives, not even noticing this year-long flood that covered them, their houses and their mountains completely?
The flood managed to instantly freeze large animals, like the mammoth, in holes in the ground, not to be thawed up again until unearthed by humans recently?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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